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[smartyshortie]

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If I were...

If I were a month, I’d be April
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an otter.

If I were a direction, I’d be southeast.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a rocking chair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Mountain Dew.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby.
If I were a tree, I’d be a dogwood.

If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be a daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a sun shower.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a banjo.
If I were a colour, I’d be hot pink.

If I were an emotion, I’d be nostalgia.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a cantaloupe.
If I were a sound, I’d be a fire alarm.
If I were an element, I’d be helium.
If I were a vehicle, I’d be a city bus.

If I were a food, I’d be peanut butter.
If I were a place, I’d be Washington DC.
If I were a material, I’d be cotton/poly blend.
If I were a taste, I'd be bubblegum.
If I were a scent, I'd be vanilla.