I finally got this tutorial uploaded to Youtube without problems. YAY!

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This two part tutorial will show you how to make a damn cute pair of  ruffle butt underwear. (Or plain butt underwear if you’re not feeling ruffly. But ruffles are fun, so don’t neglect the ruffles.)


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Here are some frocks (AKA dresses) that are new to the land of Smarmy!

This zombie brains dress will make a killer Halloween costume!


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I’m moving in the not-too-distant future AND Halloween approaches, so I need to clear some inventory to make space! I’ve got some one of a kind Smarments listed on Ebay at rock bottom prices! Makes me nostalgic for the early days of SmarmyClothes!


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Here’s my new tutorial for adding a collar to a t-shirt!

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For more sewing and craft tutorials, check out WhatTheCraft.com!

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It’s fun to show the custom orders I’m working on, since they are usually one-of-a-kind and won’t be seen in the shop. So here are a few I’ve completed recently!


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Mad Tea Party:
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Here’s the newest in the world of Smarmy. Two formal dresses and one casual.

All are available as Made To Order, so you can get your exact size (and you can even customize the design, if you want). Partay!


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I’ve been experimenting with frankensteining recycled sweaters into these swirly twirly coats. So here are the first two SmarmyClothes fairytale sweater coats, hot off the press:

Queen of Hearts:


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Happy Turkey Day!  I hope you’re all as full of turkey, taters, stuffing, and gravy as I am!

Everything is 25% off at SmarmyClothes.com right now! This sale ends 11/26 at 11:59 PM, so if you’ve got a Smarment on your xmas list, now is the time to grab it!


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Today I hit 10,000 followers on Twitter, so to celebrate, I’m having a weekend sale - $10 off any order over $50 at SmarmyClothes.com. Just use this discount code during checkout: TWITTER10GS

Here’s some of the new stuff you could be snatching up with that shiny $10 bill I just gave you in the form of a discount code:


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