We finally got a closing date on our new house, so I’m extending the sale for a few days! Help me clear some of this stock before the move!

31% off all ready to ship clothing at SmarmyClothes.com!

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It’s my favorite holiday! From now until the end of day on November 1st, all ready-to-ship clothing items are 31% off!

Click here to browse the Smarmy shop!

I’ve also posted a Custom Order and Rush Order schedule, so check it out if you plan to order for the holidays, especially if you’re custom ordering something. I’ll need your order at LEAST a ( Read more... )

It’s that time again! And of course, when you’re buying gifts for the holidays, you always want to make sure you’ll get your order in time, so here’s my Holiday Shipping schedule and info about rush orders.

If you are ordering a non-custom, ready to ship item:

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My band, The Extreme Unicorns, also released a new song and video. It’s a cover of the Misfits’ Hybrid Moments.

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Plus, I’m doing a mega-enormous Halloween giveaway on WhatTheCraft! There’s over $475 worth of handmade Halloween radness up for grabs, so go check it out!


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It’s no secret that Halloween is my favorite holiday, so I’ve of course been working on lots of Halloween goodies for SmarmyClothes.com! Smarmy Halloween Costumes, weeee!

Have your order in by October 14th, and I will make sure your costume gets to you by Halloween with Priority shipping. This applies only to US orders.
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Most important thing first: everything at SmarmyClothes.com is currently 20% off, to celebrate hitting 40,000 Twitter followers! This sale will go until tomorrow night at midnight (9/19). Custom orders are included, so think HALLOWEEN!

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Next up: 2 new tops!


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I finally got this tutorial uploaded to Youtube without problems. YAY!

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This two part tutorial will show you how to make a damn cute pair of  ruffle butt underwear. (Or plain butt underwear if you’re not feeling ruffly. But ruffles are fun, so don’t neglect the ruffles.)


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Here are some frocks (AKA dresses) that are new to the land of Smarmy!

This zombie brains dress will make a killer Halloween costume!


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It’s Ghost and Sirius in their big screen debut! This is from almost a month ago, the first night we had them, I can’t believe how much they’ve grown since then.

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Zelda’s gotten quite lazy after the passing of his brother, Hershell Saxby the First, so what better way to liven him up than by adopting two evil kittens who will no doubt torture him endlessly?

Meet Sirius and Ghost:


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