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[slytherinthingy]

Well, Nott's picnic was certainly a success. It was quite picnic-y and possibly the loudest, most insane picnic ever. Cheers, Nott, on your picnic! Can you top it with Pansy's party tonight? I think we can. I shall be bringing along many bottles of liquour courtesy of my Father. He has such fantastic taste and has been very generous of late. He is

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[waitingfortom]

WELL MY FAMILY'S HAVING A FUN FAMILY PARTY SO THERE MY FAMILY WILL HAVE FUN and so will Neville and Colin and Harry SO YOU CAN SUCK MY EGGS!

[terryclothrags]

Who are you trying to convince? Blaise, or yourself?

[waitingfortom]

HOME!

Colin Justin Neville with me!

NO TIME TO CHANGE CLOTHES SORRY

[terryclothrags]

I didn't ask you to change clothes, I asked you to be honest about your hidden sense of inadequacy.

[nothisbitch]

Darling, Legere isn't half the man you are.

[slytherinthingy]

Oh you flatter me, darling! You are twice the woman of any at Hogwarts and its surrounding areas.

Or are you saying you would rather it were me on the end of that leash?

[iloatheyouall]

You lie. I am much larger than Pansy. She is not twice me. I'll sit on her to prove it.

[slytherinthingy]

Darling, I said "twice the woman" not "twice the size of any woman".

At any rate, if it pleases you to know, You, darling Millicent, are twice the size of any other woman at Hogwarts!

[terryclothrags]

I think Goyle went to China.

[terryclothrags]

It is also possible that he got down on his knees in a crowded area, said a muggle christian prayer, and then called everyone who came near him a 'stupid, inbred pile of meat'.

[slytherinthingy]

Ah, so that was what you advised him to do? Again, Terry, how very Slytherin of you.

Will you be making an appearance at Nott's?
You should. It will be a event to remember.

[terryclothrags]

Yeah, once I find some BLOODY SOCKS!