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[slytherinthingy]

Well, Nott's picnic was certainly a success. It was quite picnic-y and possibly the loudest, most insane picnic ever. Cheers, Nott, on your picnic! Can you top it with Pansy's party tonight? I think we can. I shall be bringing along many bottles of liquour courtesy of my Father. He has such fantastic taste and has been very generous of late. He is

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[nothisbitch]

Darling, Legere isn't half the man you are.

[slytherinthingy]

Oh you flatter me, darling! You are twice the woman of any at Hogwarts and its surrounding areas.

Or are you saying you would rather it were me on the end of that leash?

[iloatheyouall]

You lie. I am much larger than Pansy. She is not twice me. I'll sit on her to prove it.

[slytherinthingy]

Darling, I said "twice the woman" not "twice the size of any woman".

At any rate, if it pleases you to know, You, darling Millicent, are twice the size of any other woman at Hogwarts!

[iloatheyouall]

I kind of hate you right now.

[nothisbitch]

Hmm, I don't know darling, the idea of you on a leash is very tempting, but I don't think your female counterpart would approve.