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Well, Nott's picnic was certainly a success. It was quite picnic-y and possibly the loudest, most insane picnic ever. Cheers, Nott, on your picnic! Can you top it with Pansy's party tonight? I think we can. I shall be bringing along many bottles of liquour courtesy of my Father. He has such fantastic taste and has been very generous of late. He is sending many other surprises along with me that you all will love.
Speaking of surprises: how did I get home from the picnic? Does anyone have an idea? I would love it if someone could tell me. I spent most of yesterday nursing a hangover. And the rest was spent with Goyle rescuing Dr...um. The rest of the day and evening was spent flying with Goyle. His bracelets are lovely and very uplifting. W.W.V.D.? indeed!
Legere was a hit at the picnic. I do so hope Pansy brings him along tonight. I have been promised a turn walking him. Fabulous. What a night this will be! I am so pleased that Pansy took to Legere as well as she did. In fact, speaking of Pansy, I have not heard from her since the picnic. I wonder what she is doing? I wonder what Legere is doing? I wonder what she and Legere are doing?
I suppose I will begin getting ready to go to Nott's for the party. Goyle, Draco, and I will be going together. I need them to help me with the supplies.
-Slytherins: See you dears all tonight! We will have the absolute best party ever. No one can top a Slytherin-exclusive party. Because they all suck. Except for Boot.
-Everyone else: Suck an egg. Except for Boot.
Speaking of surprises: how did I get home from the picnic? Does anyone have an idea? I would love it if someone could tell me. I spent most of yesterday nursing a hangover. And the rest was spent with Goyle rescuing Dr...um. The rest of the day and evening was spent flying with Goyle. His bracelets are lovely and very uplifting. W.W.V.D.? indeed!
Legere was a hit at the picnic. I do so hope Pansy brings him along tonight. I have been promised a turn walking him. Fabulous. What a night this will be! I am so pleased that Pansy took to Legere as well as she did. In fact, speaking of Pansy, I have not heard from her since the picnic. I wonder what she is doing? I wonder what Legere is doing? I wonder what she and Legere are doing?
I suppose I will begin getting ready to go to Nott's for the party. Goyle, Draco, and I will be going together. I need them to help me with the supplies.
-Slytherins: See you dears all tonight! We will have the absolute best party ever. No one can top a Slytherin-exclusive party. Because they all suck. Except for Boot.
-Everyone else: Suck an egg. Except for Boot.