I'm only sleepy when not in bed, I cannot sleep inside it. Falling asleep all day long, but not quite sleeping. I am going to be all dressed up and employed in approximately 3 hours. Another temp job, hopefully one lasting longer than a slimy week. I'm afraid to jinx it ( Read more... )

I feel like going into a chatroom to discuss hamsters ( Read more... )

Ping and I are romping around on my keyboard. She's trying to molest the mousepad and the scrolly thing on my mouse. She is not a fan of outsiders. She peed on me for the fourth time, a few days ago. Same exact spot on my freshly laundered pants. Who even knows what her deal is ( Read more... )

I got work today, suddenly. I played pretend receptionist for the afternoon, sat around a bit, stuck stickers on envelopes, tried hard not to fall asleep at the counter, chatted with this neato woman named Latoya. Tomorrow I'll be sitting all day in an office room with a company headman, maybe, filing. I'd almost rather answer phones all day- who ( Read more... )

Tee hee.

(12:30:51 AM) Jason Keller: poop pairs ( Read more... )

I think we settled on "Ping" as a name, finally. Which is cute because of Popcorn and Ping. Alliteration! The two would likely not get along though, regardless of their batty-headed similarities. She has peed in my pants twice in the past 3 days. I can probably only look forward to further urinary escapades. Same exact spot, two pairs of pants. ( Read more... )

Last week was fun. I felt important waking up at like 7 every morning to sit in morning madness traffic on the way to work. And everything went by so quickly, and I was doing stuff constantly and getting pleasantly achey muscles because of all the movement. All the filing/sorting mail room stuff felt like one big logic + speed test. It was fun! ( Read more... )

WE HAVE A HAMSTER.