holy fuckballs batman ( Read more... )

i am so lonely.

for the most part, i'm okay with being single.

but right now, i'm so, so lonely.

i got partially black out drunk last night ( Read more... )

1. I have a huge crush on Nick Williams. He's really cute. He has a girlfriend. This is a problem ( Read more... )

I've had a grand epiphany ( Read more... )

MY BOOBS ARE SMALLER ( Read more... )

I'm grounded. Literally ( Read more... )

last night i get pretty drunk. and it was awesome. i bought dora the explorer band-aids for a tiny cut on my finger at price choppers. i made friends with some dude who i thought worked at p-chops, but was really a valet, and i also talked about how bad i feel for britney spears's kids with the cashiers. drinking is fun ( Read more... )

I took a Kinsey Scale test to see how straight I am, but it turns out (in the good doctor's opinion) that I'm "bisexual with heterosexual tendancies ( Read more... )

I think I am going to make the leap and become a full-blown vegetarian ( Read more... )