an honest resume...

Nov 23, 2004 13:36

Objective: To be gainfully employed.

Qualifications:
- Have full mobility.
- Currently functioning without use of intoxicants.
- 10+ years experience figuring things out, with no prior training and little or no help from others.

Experience: One pointless job after another, working for employers that didn't seem to understand
how to run a successful company.

Education: More than you, but of no relevance whatsoever.

Restrictions:
- Will not clean up bodily fluids and excretions of others.
- Prone to speak mind.
- Unable to lie or tolerate lies from others.
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