A comic starring Captain Kirk that is required reading in Starfleet when talking about using the holodeck for pleasure. It opens with James T Kirk in ten forward trying to pick up various members of Starfleet and it's not going so well ( Read more... )

The secret of comedy is timing and I can’t keep a secret. I’m silly mignon. I’m a trinket in the wig. I’m a punchline with no punch. I’ve got a season’s ticket to the burn ward which is good because I’m too huge to sneak past the front desk. I fight hecklers by making them fall asleep. My routine is routine. Knock knock. Who’s there? The ( Read more... )

The silly goose is wild ( Read more... )

And George Carlin is dead. 71. Heart failure. One of my dad's heroes and one of the earliest adult comedy routines I can remember listening to and 'getting' back when I was six or whatever. Dark as he was, he railed against the horrible way things are headed. He will be missed. There are some that try to be like him but miss the mark. Good ( Read more... )

Being a stand-up comic is hard but I was the best ( Read more... )

I went to a fundraiser last night at the Anza club. The theme was Mad Hatter's party. There a lot of young quirky folks there and astoundingly, none of them looked familiar. I was reminded of the fact that this is a large city with millions of people and I don't know as many of them as I used to.

Find inner peace through outer violenceMy cousin ( Read more... )

Hey there. I remember an interview with Jim Carrey once where he was responding to people freaking out about him getting so much money to act. They were saying that there was no reason to give this 'overnight sensation' so much money ( Read more... )

On the walk home tonight (coming from work at 11:30 PM. Making video games is glamorous. Is it still summer?), I saw this guy in a massive wheelchair out by the fountain in front of the Wall Center. That’s a giant apartment complex of glass. It has some nice landscaping done around the bottom ( Read more... )