Jun 11, 2009 00:04
- 00:37 "we're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance." -japanese proverb #
- 00:59 "one in four women can misread a pregnancy test." "yeah, it's called dyslexia! be more sensitive about it!" #
- 02:59 one could argue that all of humanity is constantly being healed while trying to reach a state of well-being. #
- 03:22 walllllll-eeeee! #
- 04:45 @ CAGoodbred @JoshuaAbrams whatchadooin' friday night? #
- 12:26 @ JoshuaAbrams I <3 the fourth drink instinct. #
- 18:24 LOLZ RT @indefensible I think a good first pet for a kid is a rabbit, because when they get sick of a puppy, there's no recipes. #
- 18:25 RT @ChiNurse Thinking about having a fire sale. Now for the fire. #
- 18:25 RT @katefeetie Yeah, gladiator sandals are definitely going out of style once people take a gander at these tan lines. #
- 18:26 RT @AlexRice How about you three ladies join me in a quadratic equation? #geekpickuplines #
- 18:29 that's my kind of dinner! :) RT @KatyDidSays twitpic.com/72l7s - Dinner with Jess. #
- 18:30 right on! RT @srslainey Full tank of gas, dinner and $40 for the rest of the week. Dads are super heroes. #
- 18:31 RT @Stugazi There is a guy in our business parking lot doing jumping jacks with a dildo in his mouth. I can't make this stuff up. #
- 18:38 RT @Susanimate Mom is wondering why my teenaged nephew has a preference for dating sluts. I think it's time to have "The Talk" with my mom. #
- 18:46 RT @CranberryPerson Hoped to win my unspoken daily disheveledness contest with the bus's other suit-wearing passenger... ow.ly/dnDB #
- 19:18 "some things you see with your eyes, others you see with your heart." #
- 19:20 @ jamiejamison hellz yeah! #
- 19:45 littlefoot : tommy :: spike & ducky : phil & lil :: petri : chuckie :: cera : angelica #
- 20:17 @ CAGoodbred I need to show you this site like FML except it's MLIA (my life is average). it's pretty amusing & not so violently pessimistic. #
- 20:48 @ JoshuaAbrams I was watching the land before time! #
- 20:48 @ srslainey most deffff! #
- 20:51 RT @JoshuaAbrams @Rovanion @rocklandusa Best #geekpickuplines ever: "Hi, I'm Vista. Wanna crash with me tonight?" #
- 22:40 aladdin on ze DVR. #
- 22:59 haven't done anything all week. supah fun, no? >.> ugh. #
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