Jun 12, 2009 00:04
- 01:37 RT @samhey Thank god for vodka. And for the thickness of the human skull. And not necessarily in that order. #
- 01:38 lolz RT @hijabihipster Oh white people, I love the expression on your faces when I use my pilot's license as I.D. #
- 01:38 RT @evehorizon Wednesday is hump day. Thursday is suddenly change my moral code to fit my previous day's behavior day. #
- 01:41 XD I FUCKING LOVE IT! RT @tehawesome Windows announced it's downloading updates I didn't say I wanted. That's like... ow.ly/drf0 #
- 01:42 X3 RT @BakeMyFish I put the antidis in antidisestablishmententarianism. Mock that, bitch. #
- 01:44 RT @theduty never in my life have I had any desire to do anything mechanical... ow.ly/drfv #
- 01:44 lolz RT @smashedpotatoes If this water bottle wastes one more god damn drop of vodka I swear I'm gonna fucking burn it. Slowly. With vodka. #
- 01:46 XD RT @idvssuperego Neighborhood punk kid wearing a “Hate Everyone” t-shirt rang my bell to tell me I left my car lights on. Fuckin' poser. #
- 01:49 sick stop motion! :D RT @aplusk wow, found this on digg bit.ly/us8Zj #
- 01:59 I think I'm gonna be a wino when I grow up. #
- 02:19 starfox and inspector gadget don't like me. #
- 02:45 I think I'm depressed... well, actually, I think I'm in denial of my current state of depression. will it go away if I keep ignoring it? #
- 02:52 I need a motherfucking sidekick/partner-in-crime! where my peeps at?! sugar-coated marshmallow holiday candies, this means you! #
- 03:07 @ JoshuaAbrams um, well... I don't not have some :o #
- 03:28 you said it! RT @jamiejamison this will never get old bit.ly/RF61g #
- 03:37 disney music is stuck in my head! that's how you know from enchanted & prince ali from aladdin :o #
- 03:43 devin mcfall IM'd me on #facebook. wow, I haven't talked to him since freakin' sophomore or junior year! ...or so it seems :P #
- 04:46 how do I keep doing this to myself? what am I even doing?! #
- 04:57 "I am awesomeeeee" "yes yes you are" #
- 04:58 "what do u feel like doing?" "living" #
- 04:59 I'm having a mini-manic episode. #
- 05:06 debating whether or not to sleep... I am a horrible influence. #
- 05:40 I'm so restless when I should be sleepy! #
- 11:58 woke up thinking it was saturday. dreamt about my best friend from preschool. it isn't normal to sleep this much. meh #
- 12:29 @ having ravioli & (had) a caramel pretzel klondike bar for breakfast/lunch. #
- 12:37 lolz @ john's pocket calling me. #
- 12:55 @ CAGoodbred sorry about the 29 updates, boo! #
- 13:09 zachary saw aladdin was on disney & was like, "since when did disney start playing good stuff? did they remake aladdin with the jonas bros?" #
- 13:19 the only disney sequels I was ever into were the aladdin sequels (2 & 3). #
- 17:01 @ JoshuaAbrams sí #
- 17:43 RT @plaid_lemur If I were an ant, I'd be a fucking HUGE ant. #
- 17:49 watching DVR'd episodes of #theview. I <3 whoopi & sherri! #
- 17:50 I agree! RT @Malloribrooke I really wish elizabeth would stop interrupting on #theview #
- 17:53 "a woman has a vagina. a woman has a vagina. a woman has a vagina." you go, sherri! X3 #
- 18:49 RT @plaid_lemur I'm not very bright, which probably explains my poor night vision. #
- 18:51 RT @plaid_lemur When I bring a dumb girl home from a bar, I use the Magic 8 Ball to show her... ow.ly/dAXJ #
- 19:00 finally downloaded the no script extension for firefox. #
- 20:23 picking up zachary from the brary of lies. #
- 21:01 @ CAGoodbred what are you doing! #
- 21:10 @ caiken I don't blame you. #
- 21:35 kevin mac via parlay's! boo @ everyone for being busy. #
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