Jun 10, 2009 00:05
- 00:10 RT @dysolution Right, like you've never heard "Miracle Whip" and imagined Jesus in leather bondage gear, Reverend. #
- 00:13 ditto. RT @adtothebone If I was bestowed with an American Indian surname, it would probably be Dances with Deadlines. #
- 00:21 RT @plaid_lemur Sometimes I peek in the mirror and see how delicious I must look to cannibals. Then I'll lick myself... ow.ly/d3ka #
- 00:22 RT @bliccy Hey. I'm kind of bored. I thought something with a screen was supposed to keep me entertained...? Yes, I... ow.ly/d3ma #
- 00:40 I love keeping mum :) #
- 01:03 lolz :D RT @cravenheart I just waved to my Chinese neighbour. I think I'll become a diplomat. #
- 01:05 RT @plaid_lemur This Tylenol PM is making me drowsy--which sucks, because I take it to get a buzz. Way to go... ow.ly/d3P7 #
- 01:06 RT @Aimee_B_Loved Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler sure do have a lot in common... ow.ly/d3Pi #
- 01:06 RT @srslainey I like to drink while I pee so I can pretend I'm a funnel. #
- 01:07 RT @ChiNurse What do I smell like? Oh, mostly stale insanity, bitter regret, and sprinkles. #
- 02:49 I realize I don't let anyone know what's going on inside me lately. well, lately being the past year or so...? I dunno. #
- 03:05 as much as I love him, I'll always be mad at him for leaving because (1) I'll always miss him & (2) I'm stuck here now. I can never leave. #
- 03:08 too late to make orange juice. I'll just have to make do with effexor. #
- 04:59 oops. #
- 17:23 dexter likes crunchy pillows. #
- 17:55 @ boxedcity757 tell me about it! #
- 18:31 XD RT @plaid_lemur I think the hardest part of collecting antique jewelry is opening the casket. #
- 19:10 ditto. RT @kolchak It's really pretty out right now but I'd still rather be indoors having sex. #
- 19:11 RT @lisarahmat I woke up from a dream which is a good thing because if you don't wake up you kinda die. #
- 19:15 X3 lolz RT @theduty now that we have a black president in office...
I suggest we re-appropriate February to... ow.ly/dcd8 # - 19:29 been living off of effexor and lord knows what for the past week or so... at least. #
- 19:54 @ CAGoodbred same here. except I don't really txt my brains out EVERY day. #
- 19:57 "my show is called my life on the D-list, but sometimes it feels like I live on the G-list. G is for gays." <3 #
- 20:25 crap. my house is so awkward right now. #
- 20:55 caesar milan has super-white teeth. #
- 21:19 I'm naked and playing Letterblox! bit.ly/13Nmdu #
- 23:34 missing you. ow.ly/deq7 #
- 23:48 twitgoo.com/q3b8 #
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