14 things the recession is helping get rid of.

The greatest response ever:
"I have a Hummer and love it. Its the pinnacle of everything that was right about America. The idea that the Chinese will buy and produce them shows how far liberal Americans have forsaken that dream (independance, liberty, freedom)."

For annexkats:

"Yarn BAllz iz fer Jirkz!! REel kittehs PLae wif HeVee artilleree!!! Plae adultswim.com’s LAtest GaeM...:

Meowcenaries.

Kat on Kat vIlens iz never PRittee. But ITz kInda cyooT. kthxbai"My show IS on tonight, for everyone else wondering. Just waiting for the baseball game to end. I may have brought too much music... for once. Sometime very ( Read more... )

I'm in an article about toy collecting in the Journal-World today.

Funny. I mean, I have nowhere near the toys I used to have. Still... it's a habit you can't ever quite break.

Staying home tonight and watching many episodes of Law & Order because the weather sucks and I have had a terrible headache for the past 24 hours.

Creepiest ad campaign ever, courtesy Trendhunter:

"Statutory rape in Milwaukee is on the rise, so much so, that the Family Violence Partnership hired Serve, an ad agency to create this shockvertisement ( Read more... )

If there ever were a guy to look up to in the parenting department, this is him:

Stepfather Sodomizes Son Who Sodomized His Daughter

5 Kick-Ass Sci-Fi Apocalypses (That Could Actually Happen)
The 5 Current Genetic Experiments Most Likely to Destroy Humanity
Surviving The End of the World: What We've Learned From Movies

This year's song, with Dr. Girlfriend and the Monarch doing "Fairytale of New York" by the Pogues.

Last year's "Venture Aid 2006."

2005 was 21 and 24 performing Dolly Parton's "Hard Candy Christmas," and 2004's initial offering was the Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend performing Bing Crosby and David Bowie's immortal duet, "Peace On Earth/Little ( Read more... )

Man, I just recorded what is probably the best promo I've ever done. I'm in a great mood. I'm listening to the records I forgot I bought when the_lucky_nun and I went to Love Garden last week and drinking some of this AWESOME tea she bought for me at the Merc ( Read more... )

Not my kids. Another guy's kid.

Therefore, it is funny and interesting and not depressing.

* Pickles is a dirty word.
* Good-bye hippos.

Cracked has relaunched itself as sort of a Gorilla Mask / i-Mockery type site and magazine. And it's good, as this example from their "Top 12 Douchebags" voting page shows:

Good CharlotteRemember when being punk meant getting a blowjob in the alley outside a $5 rock show, then walking in and getting hit with a Dixie Cup full of piss? Today it ( Read more... )