That Was Embarrassing

[six_demon_bag]

I woke up a little while ago from a dream in which I proposed to a girl I've never met in real life, but was apparently my longtime girlfriend in unreality, and she said yes. I gave her a ring and everything. Then, during a depressingly low key (low key as in five people attending when we had a hall that could hold a couple hundred - empty tables everywhere) engagement reception, the DJ or master of ceremonies gave a speech that included the fact the ring I gave her once belonged to an ex girlfriend who had since passed away. That was news to me and I explained to my new bride to be that I was completely unaware of the ring's history. Luckily (and oddly, I suppose) she didn't seem to be upset in the least and we, along with her blonde-haired five-year-old (ish) son, had a good time despite the embarrassingly low turnout.

I love the subconscious mind, but wtf?