Happy New Year!
2006 promises to be the year of reflection and new beginnings; a year of shedding the old and bidding it a fond farewell. My heart will rejoice as I slip comfortably into the new...a newness that's familiar as my own skin...
In 2006 my friends, it is my hope that you find the end of the rainbow, the light shining brightly in the darkness, and the contentment and peace of mind you've always yearned for...
So, without further ado, here are my New Year's Resolutions!
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Spend more time surfing porn at work.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Not strip for free anymore.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Train my cats to hunt MICE.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Smoke canadian weed.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Drink more
beer.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Figuring out why I really need
7 e-mail addresses.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Stop making silly resolutions.
Get your resolution here
HAPPY NEW
YEAR!
In 2006 my friends, it is my hope that you find the end of the rainbow, the light shining brightly in the darkness, and the contentment and peace of mind you've always yearned for...
So, without further ado, here are my New Year's Resolutions!
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Spend more time surfing porn at work.
Get your resolution here
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Not strip for free anymore.
Get your resolution here
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Train my cats to hunt MICE.
Get your resolution here
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Smoke canadian weed.
Get your resolution here
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.
Get your resolution here
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Drink more
beer.
Get your resolution here
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Figuring out why I really need
7 e-mail addresses.
Get your resolution here
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Stop making silly resolutions.
Get your resolution here
HAPPY NEW
YEAR!