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Germany's been trying to get a job, so I think I should get one too. Nobody ever seems to want to buy white flags though, even though they were popular in my country, so I think I'll have to do something else.
[Pauses to think for a moment.]
There was a shop looking for someone to pose a bit naked for them! I sleep with no clothes on anyway, so I could do that. You have to do suggestive posing too, which I can do because it's easy to suggest that people go to the shop. So I can wear pants and tell them to go to the shop, because it's really good and they sell nice stuff! Then I'll be able to do things and not take money off of Germany, ve.
[Smiling, entirely oblivious as to what the job actually is.]
It was a while ago, so somebody might already have it, ve. There's more jobs like that though, right?
[Pauses to think for a moment.]
There was a shop looking for someone to pose a bit naked for them! I sleep with no clothes on anyway, so I could do that. You have to do suggestive posing too, which I can do because it's easy to suggest that people go to the shop. So I can wear pants and tell them to go to the shop, because it's really good and they sell nice stuff! Then I'll be able to do things and not take money off of Germany, ve.
[Smiling, entirely oblivious as to what the job actually is.]
It was a while ago, so somebody might already have it, ve. There's more jobs like that though, right?