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curltug in sirenspull

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Feb 06, 2011 13:11

Germany's been trying to get a job, so I think I should get one too. Nobody ever seems to want to buy white flags though, even though they were popular in my country, so I think I'll have to do something else.

[Pauses to think for a moment.]There was a shop looking for someone to pose a bit naked for them! I sleep with no clothes on anyway, so I ( Read more... )

†: north italy, †: germany

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video; topslug February 6 2011, 13:37:20 UTC

Um--

I don't think that's the kind of 'suggestive' they meant, mister.

[ video ] curltug February 6 2011, 13:59:54 UTC

[Staring, looking confused. Business as usual.]

...you don't have to suggest things to the customers?

[ video ] topslug February 6 2011, 15:29:02 UTC

[ That clueless expression makes her heart sink. ]

Not the things you're thinking about, I think.

[ permavideo ] curltug February 6 2011, 16:05:00 UTC

Oooh... so I don't have to sell them things? Or I might have to sell them things when they come into the shop?

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video. cantgetlaidin February 6 2011, 14:33:07 UTC

[facepalming so hard.] I-- Italy you can't get a job like that!

Re: video. curltug February 6 2011, 14:59:31 UTC

[Looking scared, what do what do]

Would I not be good at it, ve?!

video. cantgetlaidin February 6 2011, 15:06:39 UTC

I certainly would hope not! Do you even understand what that job is!? It's inappropriate!

[ video ] curltug February 6 2011, 15:09:57 UTC

I stand in my pants and suggest people go to the shop, so they can buy nice things! It wouldn't be difficult, and I promise I won't get myself into trouble. I could even wear nice underwear.

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gaveherwings February 6 2011, 15:05:02 UTC

Certainly no shortage of them in Sector 1, that's for certain...

[ video ] curltug February 6 2011, 15:07:36 UTC

[Tilts his head to the side; he hasn't seen much of this place yet]

Oh, do they have jobs there too?

[ video ] gaveherwings February 6 2011, 21:56:22 UTC

On second thought, you'd be better off avoiding it altogether. Or...get a nice restaurant job.

[Video] break_xerxes February 6 2011, 18:45:53 UTC

How are you at cleaning, doing personal errands and keeping young lady's company?

[Licking an oversized lollpop as he talks to you.]

[ permavideo ] curltug February 6 2011, 18:58:07 UTC

I like talking to pretty ladies, and I used to be a maid at another nation's house, even though I got hungry a lot and sometimes was punished because I went looking for food. I can talk to pretty ladies though, they're so nice!

[rambles on and on]

Germany says I shouldn't do the job though...

[video ] break_xerxes February 6 2011, 19:03:59 UTC

Don't we all~ .

[A chuckle at your funny accent.]

A maid you say? Hmm.. a maid whom was scolded for asking for seconds? Well... that's hardly fair is it?

[Pondering a moment, you seem simply, possibly easily manipulated.]

No, I wouldn't take the job if I were you, Mister Weiner is right. But don't fear, I'll help you find a job.

video tenxsquared February 6 2011, 21:52:11 UTC

[WHY WOULD YOU EVER ADMIT THESE THINGS OVER THE NETWORK.]

That's not the suggestive they meant! You'd be using your body to draw in customers.

Sexually. You'd be like a piece of meat!

[Then a thoughtful pause.] ...I bet the money's not so bad though, considering.