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[whereismypizza]

[The feed turns on to Dante sitting at his desk. He has his legs crossed over each other on top of the desk, where a box of pizza is visible. The lid is blocking part of the view, but not enough to block the bird that is pecking at the pizza.

There is also a bird on the table, perched on the phone.

And another on Dante's head. With two more snuggling

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[runebladeknight]

[This face. Mostly. She's also chewing on a bite from a deformed gingerbread man cookie before she speaks.] It seems that something strange happened to everyone who went to that place.

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[whereismypizza]

Come to think of it, there was a lot of baking on the network today....But I didn't bake anything so I don't know why these guys think it's a good idea to follow me around. You'd think they're more attracted to food...

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[runebladeknight]

Has to be something in the drinks. [Another bite. Everything she's made basically looks really weird, but tastes quite good.] I'm decidedly not domestic, and I yet wound up in the kitchen for hours.

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[whereismypizza]

[He bites back a comment about women and kitchens. Mostly because he knows better.]

Do you think they did it on purpose, as a prank?

[violins_rain]

Made new friends?

[whereismypizza]

....They're trying to eat my pizza. 'Nuff said.

pizza is srs bsns

[violins_rain]

Is pizza that important to you?

2/2

[violins_rain]

Wait...is that a skeleton dog???

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[doeswhathewants]

Whoa! [Eyes wide, uncaring about the birds when there is a freaking skeleton dog.] Is- is that your pet? Is that safe? ...is it sanitary?

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[whereismypizza]

Yeeep, his name is Styx. [He smirks widely, clearly proud of his undead buddy.] And...sanitary? Of course he is. He doesn't crap on the floor, he doesn't spill food everywhere, he can't even get fleas.

But most importantly! He's such a good boy, best buddy anyone could want~ [He swats some birds away to pet Styx, but they come back as soon as he takes his hand away.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Styx like the river? [Rolls his eyes] I mean sanitary in that he's bones. But, I guess bones don't really have germs and stuff on them.

Did you- this might be a silly question- did you make him, or did he come like that? [Oh yes, it feels like a much sillier question after asking. But what a cool dog.]

[whereismypizza]

You mean if he's rotting? Naw. Some necromancer reanimated his girlfriend's dead dog and she didn't like it. I just adopted the poor guy.

Silly girl. [Clearly, Dante thinks she missed out.]

It's just too bad he can't make noises anymore. [Styx wags his bony appendage of a tail. Does he know they're talking about him? Seems like it...]

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[notadisneygirl]

Looks like you've just become a fairy tale princess. [Grins.]

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[whereismypizza]

There is hardly a resemblance...Wait, animals randomly follow princesses around?

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[notadisneygirl]

They do in the movies, or those animated films.

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[whereismypizza]

[Dante facepalms, displacing a bird that was sitting on his arm.]

Being a princess must be harder than I thought!

[swordandbells]

[Sabriel gives you a hearty laugh as she watches the birds flutter all about.]

[whereismypizza]

If it can get that kind of smile out of ya, I'm going to start wanting these things to stay. [He winks.]

[swordandbells]

You must have a charm on you that attracts them.

[whereismypizza]

The theory going around is that it's something I drank. Most likely at that Northern Lattes place. But I only had a strawberry smoothie! ....And one of their new drinks that tasted like pear cider.