They're supposed to be had for dinner.
[Here is Alois; here is a tank containing a few lobsters. Here is Alois grinning at the tank full of lobsters and then here is Alois just - sticking his hand down inside it, right. It's lucky his blouse is short-sleeved, since the water's up past his elbow. The lobster at the far left side of the tank is on
(
Read more... )
Comments 148
Reply
Yet same as any other creature, they lose!
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
[He takes a step back from the hissing creature.] I'll stay very well over here out of the land of lobster adventure, thank you very much!
Reply
[It begins.]
Reply
[Despite that, Liquid sounds amused.]
You can keep them as pets, if you wish. Anything can be kept as a pet, if you can keep it. It's just that some creatures dislike being kept. Indeed, you may even simply decide to call something a pet simply because it occasionally comes to visit and lets you play with it.
As to the question... I suspect reactions would vary. Some people might panic and cry, some might go catatonic. Some people might like the idea and even get off on it. Some people might fight until there's nothing left to fight.
Reply
Reply
[asdfghj so flustered.]
I'm more the type to keep fighting until the end. Going down fighting would be far more fun than just sitting and taking it.
Reply
Reply
he attempts to stick his arm in and grab but derp short arms ]
Brother, I wanna hold one too!
Reply
Reply
Now Quackers has a new friend to play with! And, ummm... Clippers! [ his animal names are always original. ] What's yours?
Reply
...Worse parenting has happened in this family.]
I'm going to name it Battle. [It's a town in East Sussex, but Alois thinks it's fighting for an angry lobster.] We've got to give them up come dinner, though, you know? So Quackers can only play for so long.
Reply
Stop! Why are you doing that? It's cruel.
Reply
...
He puts it down, wide-eyed. Immediately.]
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment