Sep 25, 2011 12:45
They're supposed to be had for dinner.
[Here is Alois; here is a tank containing a few lobsters. Here is Alois grinning at the tank full of lobsters and then here is Alois just - sticking his hand down inside it, right. It's lucky his blouse is short-sleeved, since the water's up past his elbow. The lobster at the far left side of the tank is on its own, not crowded by the rest, and Alois grabs it at its back and pulls right up and out.]
But I wonder if anyone keeps them as pets. Can you play with them? Or maybe you can just name your dinner. What's the harm in indulging it a little before you devour its potential? Before you crack its bones open and eat all its soft parts...
[The lobster throws back its claws and makes its faint little gurgling sounds whilst all of its spidery legs bend and flail. Alois is having great fun, hence the way he can't hold back his giggling.]
He'll never crawl again, what do you think of that? Why do we eat real live things? I wonder what a person would do if they knew they'd be eaten by something else. To have the life sucked out of them by something really greedy... Haha, look at him, look at him! Pretty bloody angry, isn't it? Ah- [Then he's out of view, skipping off with the lobster, though he can be heard whapping it a little.] Don't bite me, you little bastard, I'll eat you for certain if you do! [It's pinching, not biting, but whatever. Then there's another set of heels clicking into the kitchen, and Ciel Phantomhive can be heard asking Alois, what are you doing and all of a sudden Alois is laughing even louder.]
Ciel, Ciel, come here! Come play with him!
[The feed times out to Ciel's indignant shouting and Alois' hyper crowing. He'll probably respond to anyone after the lobster fiasco is over.]
c: claude faustus,
c: liquid snake,
c: crysta,
c: alastor moody,
!: alois trancy,
c: ciel phantomhive,
c: damian wayne