[video]

[he_is_wild]

[Joker is sitting in his manly bean bag chair, stretching languidly. Those who have prior experience with him will notice a very particular twinkle in his eye...He's been thinking.]

Been a while since we've had a nice little sit-down and just chatted, hasn't it? So, what's haps, chaps?

[He takes a sip of something in a white paper cup.]Myself?

Comments

[video]

[in_starvation]

Bored.

[ No, seriously. She's just got her routine down and settled. ]

[video]

[he_is_wild]

Bored? In Canada's own Fun City? How's that possible, dear?

[video]

[in_starvation]

There's not enough hours in the night.

[video]

[he_is_wild]

Not a Daywalker, eh? I'm a bit of a night owl, myself. That's when the bats come out.

video;

[cowboy_newsie]

Someone who don't wanna be terrorized? Just a guess.

video;

[he_is_wild]

Oh, I would never terrorize a dear friend! ...Not unless it was funny or they deserved it.

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[cowboy_newsie]

And it weren't and she didn't, so where does that leave you?

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[he_is_wild]

Annoyed. Insulted! In fact I feel infuriated. I may kill the next person I see.

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[girlyboywonder]

had the BEST sandwich last friday.

[ no this is never wise YES SHE'S DOING IT ANYWAY ]

[video]

[he_is_wild]

I certainly hope it was peanut butter and jelly.

[girlyboywonder]

nah, too overdone.

[he_is_wild]

Don't mess with the classics, kiddo. You'll live longer.

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[theprobator]

Some friend, then.

[video]

[he_is_wild]

I know, right!? I mean what the heck, man!?

[theprobator]

I really can't imagine how anyone could be so cruel.

[he_is_wild]

My guess is she's full of hate.

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[proxysearch]

You have to be joking.

voice;

[he_is_wild]

No. I'd never do that.

voice;

[proxysearch]

If it's any consolation, I'm not leaving my apartment because of you. I'm leaving because apparently locks don't keep people out anymore.

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[he_is_wild]

Of course they do, silly. They just don't work on clowns.