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[he_is_wild]

[Joker is sitting in his manly bean bag chair, stretching languidly. Those who have prior experience with him will notice a very particular twinkle in his eye...He's been thinking.]

Been a while since we've had a nice little sit-down and just chatted, hasn't it? So, what's haps, chaps?

[He takes a sip of something in a white paper cup.]Myself?

Comments

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[in_starvation]

Bored.

[ No, seriously. She's just got her routine down and settled. ]

[video]

[he_is_wild]

Bored? In Canada's own Fun City? How's that possible, dear?

[video]

[in_starvation]

There's not enough hours in the night.

[video]

[he_is_wild]

Not a Daywalker, eh? I'm a bit of a night owl, myself. That's when the bats come out.

[video]

[in_starvation]

[ Doesn't get the reference. ]

Bats? Oh, my dragon likes to eat bats sometimes when he isn't eating bugs or fish.

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[he_is_wild]

Yeah, flappy rodents and general urban terrors.

[video]

[he_is_wild]

Wait, what? Dragon?

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[in_starvation]

[ She picks up a cat-sized dragon from her side. It immediately paws at her shoulders, trying to perch. ]

This guy.

[video]

[he_is_wild]

Oh my! How cute!

Mine is the size of a gecko.

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[in_starvation]

Isn't he?

[ She beams. ]

Be careful. I think bats like to eat geckos.

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[he_is_wild]

Bats will prey on just about anything, eh?

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[in_starvation]

Well, they drink blood at least.