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[he_is_wild]

[Joker is sitting in his manly bean bag chair, stretching languidly. Those who have prior experience with him will notice a very particular twinkle in his eye...He's been thinking.]

Been a while since we've had a nice little sit-down and just chatted, hasn't it? So, what's haps, chaps?

[He takes a sip of something in a white paper cup.]Myself?

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[cowboy_newsie]

Someone who don't wanna be terrorized? Just a guess.

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[he_is_wild]

Oh, I would never terrorize a dear friend! ...Not unless it was funny or they deserved it.

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[cowboy_newsie]

And it weren't and she didn't, so where does that leave you?

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[he_is_wild]

Annoyed. Insulted! In fact I feel infuriated. I may kill the next person I see.

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[cowboy_newsie]

And end up in prison again? Brilliant plan there, mate.

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[he_is_wild]

It happens, aye.

[He stands up and retrieves the NV]

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[cowboy_newsie]

And there's no point to it. Better to not get caught-- but please, don't get the wrong idea, I love it when you do.

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[he_is_wild]

[There's darkness as the video cuts out and several minutes of silence with intermittent moments of Joker humming the tune to "Three Little Fishies". When the video feed returns Joker is in motion and there is a blurred image of someone close to the NV staggering.

As Joker moves away the man falls, cackling, with a rictus grin on his face. There's a shot of Cuban heels as Joker skips away from the scene, screams already rising up behind him.]

My, that does help relieve stress!

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[proxysearch]

[Goddammit, what the hell is he--]

Dammit, Joker, stop it!

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[he_is_wild]

What'd I do!?

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[proxysearch]

You just shot someone!

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[he_is_wild]

Actually....It was a light cut from my knife.

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[proxysearch]

As though that's such a big difference if he dies--

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[he_is_wild]

It is to me. Never much cared for guns. They lack a certain...intimacy. Wouldn't you agree?

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[proxysearch]

I think they're efficient and get the job done. Knives can get you in trouble.

[She pauses.]

Hold on. You shot me in the leg down at the docks months ago. Don't you try to tell me that you don't care for guns!

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[he_is_wild]

I've shot many, many, many people, my dear. Guns are a tool of mine. But I prefer using a knife when I can.