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[The video begins at a distance, focused on a particular stretch of sidewalk. Someone with a knowledge of Hawthorne University might recognise it as a bit of land in that general vicinity--but it could be anywhere, really!
The curious thing about this bit of sidewalk is that there are a load of things stuck in it. Closer inspection will reveal that these things are in fact shoes. Nearly thirty pairs of shoes (most of them women's shoes) are stuck fast to the sidewalk, as if by glue, or, well--magic. There are several pairs with girls still in them, struggling to free themselves without falling over.
The video lingers for a few moments, and then Sirius turns it around with a grin.]
If there's one thing you can say for Siren's Port, it's that there's always an entertainment--if it's not gratuitous nudity at the mall, then it's sticky patches of sidewalk! Though I'd say the mall is more awful than alluring, today--the premises is quite riddled with grenades and landmines! [A WINK, this terminology might be a little obscure!] So I should take care, if I were you, Canada, and if-- oh, hang on--
[He turns the video around again, just in time to catch one of the sidewalk's victims fall out of her shoes with a little shriek. Fortunately for you, dear viewer, she's wearing a skirt.]
Brilliant, isn't it; I am brilliant. But not only am I brilliant, I am quite full of love today as well! Rainstorms and sexy golden eggs and strippers that don't like to be whistled at and sorority girls, really, we never had such a thing--I love all of it, every last heeled shoe and raindrop. Everything is brighter now that I can once again use my magic for the good of mankind.
And in case it isn't inherently obvious, I would like to thank the Core for returning all abilities to their proper places. I wasn't dramatically flopping about and begging for help, nor was I whinging, but that makes me no less grateful! Thank you, darling Core, you are a delight and a dear as always. Minds will now go unread and clubs will reopen and spells will be restored and all will be right with the world.
I may throw a second April Fool's to celebrate. Perhaps I'll send everyone a dead cat by post! Perhaps I'll-- [Suddenly, he looks away, and begins to grin.] Haha, oh, hang on, there's a load of them walking up just now, I have to-- [And with that, he shuts off the video in a hurry, laughing.]
The curious thing about this bit of sidewalk is that there are a load of things stuck in it. Closer inspection will reveal that these things are in fact shoes. Nearly thirty pairs of shoes (most of them women's shoes) are stuck fast to the sidewalk, as if by glue, or, well--magic. There are several pairs with girls still in them, struggling to free themselves without falling over.
The video lingers for a few moments, and then Sirius turns it around with a grin.]
If there's one thing you can say for Siren's Port, it's that there's always an entertainment--if it's not gratuitous nudity at the mall, then it's sticky patches of sidewalk! Though I'd say the mall is more awful than alluring, today--the premises is quite riddled with grenades and landmines! [A WINK, this terminology might be a little obscure!] So I should take care, if I were you, Canada, and if-- oh, hang on--
[He turns the video around again, just in time to catch one of the sidewalk's victims fall out of her shoes with a little shriek. Fortunately for you, dear viewer, she's wearing a skirt.]
Brilliant, isn't it; I am brilliant. But not only am I brilliant, I am quite full of love today as well! Rainstorms and sexy golden eggs and strippers that don't like to be whistled at and sorority girls, really, we never had such a thing--I love all of it, every last heeled shoe and raindrop. Everything is brighter now that I can once again use my magic for the good of mankind.
And in case it isn't inherently obvious, I would like to thank the Core for returning all abilities to their proper places. I wasn't dramatically flopping about and begging for help, nor was I whinging, but that makes me no less grateful! Thank you, darling Core, you are a delight and a dear as always. Minds will now go unread and clubs will reopen and spells will be restored and all will be right with the world.
I may throw a second April Fool's to celebrate. Perhaps I'll send everyone a dead cat by post! Perhaps I'll-- [Suddenly, he looks away, and begins to grin.] Haha, oh, hang on, there's a load of them walking up just now, I have to-- [And with that, he shuts off the video in a hurry, laughing.]