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[Joe is...at the Underground Mall! By this bird's eye angle of the open atrium below, he's seated on the 3rd floor of the Food Court, NV propped up over the rail to give the network a nice view of ...a line of AGI strippers, protesting in front of Sparks Casino. There's the distinct slurping sound of a large fast food soda meeting it's icy dregs.]
Actually, It's pretty cold down in here in the mall, if you have no shirt on.
And a lot of the naked people who actually showed up going all the way for this thing? [a demonstrative pan-over to pair of sagging, white-haired ladies who are taking an amicable stroll towards the Felton Theatrical Stage] ...are really nothing so great to look at, sorry to say. Most of the "naturists" are over forty. It's a little bit of a letdown- but still funny! They'll make you go home if you whistle or call out or anything though. Mall security cleared out half the Hawthorne fraternity out of here 'bout a half an hour ago
But you can look all you want.
Got dared to streak from Memorial to the Black Market for a hundred bucks. If anyone raises the offer, I might actually do it.
Oh! And 'cause I haven't posted up the entertainment schedule for Merlotte's yet. It's Western Wednesday, for our theme night this week. Sort of like an old-fashioned saloon, you know? Found an old-timey piano player for it and a banjo-fiddle band and everything. I just talked to the Queen's Throne about renting costumes for staff (and making sure they've been cleaned good!) So come out, it'll be fun. Tifa might run specials on Whiskey shots or something.
Thursday's Karaoke like usual, Friday night we've got Tincan Dynamite booked (another improv percussion group, they're really great). Saturday we're headlining Kindergeist, a German Electric Rock Band- and Atomic Limeade's opening for 'em. Sunday we've got this old lady a capella group, Lizzie and The Cougars, coming in. But they're really good. In a charming, 'your grandma and her bingo buddies have actually got an amazing set of pipes' kind of way. So really, stop in and give 'em a chance.
I've got enough jellybeans to last me a lifetime up here, and this guy with a mouth that unhinges like a snake's been catching 'em while I drop them over the edge. [The camera tips down, and there goes another jellybean to demonstrate. In truth, Mr. Snakejaw down there has got a strange broad head and a gaping mouth a foot wide.] So far that's been better entertainment than all the naked people. So much for an exciting day off, huh?
Actually, It's pretty cold down in here in the mall, if you have no shirt on.
And a lot of the naked people who actually showed up going all the way for this thing? [a demonstrative pan-over to pair of sagging, white-haired ladies who are taking an amicable stroll towards the Felton Theatrical Stage] ...are really nothing so great to look at, sorry to say. Most of the "naturists" are over forty. It's a little bit of a letdown- but still funny! They'll make you go home if you whistle or call out or anything though. Mall security cleared out half the Hawthorne fraternity out of here 'bout a half an hour ago
But you can look all you want.
Got dared to streak from Memorial to the Black Market for a hundred bucks. If anyone raises the offer, I might actually do it.
Oh! And 'cause I haven't posted up the entertainment schedule for Merlotte's yet. It's Western Wednesday, for our theme night this week. Sort of like an old-fashioned saloon, you know? Found an old-timey piano player for it and a banjo-fiddle band and everything. I just talked to the Queen's Throne about renting costumes for staff (and making sure they've been cleaned good!) So come out, it'll be fun. Tifa might run specials on Whiskey shots or something.
Thursday's Karaoke like usual, Friday night we've got Tincan Dynamite booked (another improv percussion group, they're really great). Saturday we're headlining Kindergeist, a German Electric Rock Band- and Atomic Limeade's opening for 'em. Sunday we've got this old lady a capella group, Lizzie and The Cougars, coming in. But they're really good. In a charming, 'your grandma and her bingo buddies have actually got an amazing set of pipes' kind of way. So really, stop in and give 'em a chance.
I've got enough jellybeans to last me a lifetime up here, and this guy with a mouth that unhinges like a snake's been catching 'em while I drop them over the edge. [The camera tips down, and there goes another jellybean to demonstrate. In truth, Mr. Snakejaw down there has got a strange broad head and a gaping mouth a foot wide.] So far that's been better entertainment than all the naked people. So much for an exciting day off, huh?