[Video]

[madeinoblivion]

[Joe is...at the Underground Mall! By this bird's eye angle of the open atrium below, he's seated on the 3rd floor of the Food Court, NV propped up over the rail to give the network a nice view of ...a line of AGI strippers, protesting in front of Sparks Casino. There's the distinct slurping sound of a large fast food soda meeting it's icy dregs.]

Comments

video;

[pullsheavendown]

You have the weirdest sense of fun.

[But it's cool, he's clearly trying not to crack up.]

video;

[madeinoblivion]

So? At least it's fun! And Jinx could give me a run for my munny, when it comes to weird fun.

video;

[pullsheavendown]

Can't argue with that. Tossing jelly beans sounds more fun than, uh...looking at people, though. You think he can't afford his own?

video;

[madeinoblivion]

No, jellybeans don't actually taste all that good. I think he just gets a kick out of catching them. He's got a little crowd watching now (Guess they're bored with the naked people too)!

video & text;

[reassures]

[SOMEONE IS BLUSHING HORRIBLY oh gosh why are there naked people in public ajhgkjdha even if it's not that many of them...]

Wouldn't security stop you if you-- streaked? Even if it's okay today, is that really allowed?

Re: video & text;

[madeinoblivion]

It's naked mall rat day. They can't do anything.

[reassures]

I think I heard about it. Just-- make sure no one is watching too much if you do it. Something like that... it could end up on the network really easily, couldn't it?

[madeinoblivion]

I'm not afraid of that. I've had worse videos of me show up on the network.

[voice]

[atrumcanis]

Yes, thank you for that lovely view of those that aren't great to look at. Your word would have sufficed on that one, RJ, you needn't have given us a look. That's twice now I've vomited today, and that second one is your fault.

Re: [voice]

[madeinoblivion]

What did you puke for the first time?

[voice]

[atrumcanis]

'Cos I went to the mall myself, in person.

[voice]

[madeinoblivion]

Oh? Why? You wanted to see for yourself too, didn't you?

[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

[AT THE MALL. SERIOUSLY WEIRDED OUT. You can hear the sounds of the mall in the background.]

... Something tells me I should've read the feed today.

[Voice]

[madeinoblivion]

Oh. Yeah. Naked people in the mall. It was all over the-

Wait, don't you work for the news!?

[Voice]

[axemeaquestion]

That doesn't mean I sit and read the paper all the time!

Re: [Voice]

[madeinoblivion]

Yeah but-

I mean, they're all over here. Pretty hard to miss. Did you just come to go shopping?

voice forevs;

[phaseshifts]

You ever feed fish, boyo?

[madeinoblivion]

Fish? No. And stop calling me boyo!

[phaseshifts]

Have I called you boyo before?

[madeinoblivion]

Yesterday. Talking about the ice cream.