I have foodar, which is a special kind of radar. It is an innate, uncontrollable ability that enables me to know exactly when my mother is eating, and it tells me to go to her. No matter where I am, I'll go. Even if I'm dead sleep, I wake up and go to her. It's inexplicable. It's nothing I'm able to say out loud, like "Oh, my mom is eating
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