Not many of you know...

Dec 19, 2007 02:05

    I have foodar, which is a special kind of radar. It is an innate, uncontrollable ability that enables me to know exactly when my mother is eating, and it tells me to go to her. No matter where I am, I'll go. Even if I'm dead sleep, I wake up and go to her. It's inexplicable. It's nothing I'm able to say out loud, like "Oh, my mom is eating right now," but rather my body moves of its own accord. Of course, it's been going on for so long, she knows better and makes enough for two. I think I'll study this some more, because so far, my foodar has only been attached to one person. I would definitely like to know more about my foodar, I think I'll do some research...

Anybody else out there got foodar?

foodar

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