vanity & vaginas
last night, my dear and wonderful best friend in the universe (andrea) threw a shindig, and i felt compelled to go and drink. and there was an amazing turnout of people, some of whom were awesome, some of whom i wanted to slap across the face. one of these people that i wanted to hit decided that he wanted to talk to me about what a nice guy he is. and i'm sure he's a tremendous person when he's not drunk, but that isn't the side of him i got to see. he was drunk and whiney and saying over and over and over, "and i'm such a good guy. i'm friends with all my exes even though they treat me like shit. i'm such a nice guy -- but girls don't like nice guys."
and here's what i had to say to him:the fact that you're friends with people who treat you like shit means you're probably a little bit of a doormat. that sucks. these are toxic friends and they will probably continue to treat you like shit and you should probably cut them off, unless there's been been some kind of genuine reform on their part.
and about the nice guys thing? girls DO like nice guys. we think nice guys are awesome. what we DON'T like, are nice guys who sit around and BITCH about how they're overlooked. we overlook you because you're not being proactive and because you're acting like a fucking vagina. and if you're going to be in a relationship, there's only room for ONE vagina, and it should belong to your girlfriend.
i was applauded for my little speech. it was totally awesome. it might've been a little bitchy, but...i don't have feelings or a soul, so it's okay.
in the meantime, i got a kickass new haircut, and a super hot new shirt, and felt the need to do some camwhoring. yay!
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AND! while outside last night....i got TEN mosquito bites. all on my feet and mostly on my toes. AGONY!
and here's what i had to say to him:the fact that you're friends with people who treat you like shit means you're probably a little bit of a doormat. that sucks. these are toxic friends and they will probably continue to treat you like shit and you should probably cut them off, unless there's been been some kind of genuine reform on their part.
and about the nice guys thing? girls DO like nice guys. we think nice guys are awesome. what we DON'T like, are nice guys who sit around and BITCH about how they're overlooked. we overlook you because you're not being proactive and because you're acting like a fucking vagina. and if you're going to be in a relationship, there's only room for ONE vagina, and it should belong to your girlfriend.
i was applauded for my little speech. it was totally awesome. it might've been a little bitchy, but...i don't have feelings or a soul, so it's okay.
in the meantime, i got a kickass new haircut, and a super hot new shirt, and felt the need to do some camwhoring. yay!
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AND! while outside last night....i got TEN mosquito bites. all on my feet and mostly on my toes. AGONY!