Arggh its almost nightmarishly frustrating how into BIG NATURAL TITS this country is. Everytime i walk into a newsagency, Jana Defi, Michelle Marsh or Raylene Richards are staring, smoulderingly out from a copy of Nuts or Zoo. N since the boobie showing censorship laws lapsed...

Anyways, ill try to stay focussed... focussed, focussed.

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Arriving in Edinburgh is always kinda cathartic for me... Its a place i love, but always end up getting sick of. Kinda like chocolates or MDMA, you get the cravings then need to give yourself a wee break after a binge ( Read more... )

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Oh Man.

I met thee BIGGEST arsehole of a real estate agent today.

Turns out this cockwalrus is... my real estate agent.

Fortunately, his boss is a really nice guy. He'd better be or im gunna use all the aggravation skills i developed on drunk patrons in Manchester to unleash a whole natural gasometer of pain onto their sorry heads.


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