who; John Egbert (AU), Sollux Captor, and possibly Aradia Megido
what; SUPER SMASH BROTHERS COMPETITION. While drunk on NEW YEARS CHAMPAGNE.
where; Striderhaus
when; New Year's, after midnight
warning(s); Uh... teenage boys being nerds? Sollux beating John's ass with Jigglypuff?
[ John has had champagne! And has decided to make good use of the awesome Christmas present Sollux got him! No, not the keyboard, the video game.
Here, Sollux, have a John draped over your shoulder. ]
Sollux! Come play Smash Brothers with me! I am totally gonna kick your ass tonight.