( Filtered to 686 Ebullient Prism | Discovery Encryption )

[ UNSC BLACK ENCRYPT. | FILTERED TO SPARTAN-B312 ]

Noble Six, I now you're the popular number to dial when anyone needs their asses handed to them and all. But if you got a free block in your schedule, I'd like to request a chance to spar with you. Sooner  now than later if you can manage it.

Heh. Best post-dance follow up I could think of.

[ That hat is super glued onto that helmet. ]

I need all UNSC and available military personal to meet outside the Kurzweil teleporter in nineteen hundred hours.

We're going caroling.

[  Hello, Two without her armor so people don't go, "Oh, hey it's that one retard." ]

The resident going by the name of "Garrus" is not Covenant and definitely not sangheili. The facts just don't match up. As there's clearly no hostilities between him and the other human residents, I suggest the UNSC do not, I repeat, do not, harass him.

Don't worry ( Read more... )

[ The audio clicks on in what appears to be the middle of a conversation between two men, ]

That's a negative, Black-Two.

I'm asking you to hold this up, I'm not asking you to jump on a grenade, Chief.

[ The disagreeable man sighs audibly ]   Two, we are in full gear, what do you think me holding a dress up to it is going to ( Read more... )

[ You're treated to the recording of a landscape that's beautiful, majestic and all those other travel channel adjectives. However, the view is a little rocked from suffering from Shaky Cam Syndrome and, out of view, what sounds like a woman trying, and failing, to hold back some tremendous sobs. ]

I DON'T CARE WHO GETS THIS, GET THEM TO TURN IT ( Read more... )

[ Good morning, Sacrosanct. The video feed snaps on to show two very large, heavily armored individuals. Jorge is front and center, while the person behind him is in different, black armor, and just happens to be cradling an AR at the moment. ]Right, I'm sure you've all noticed there's something strange going on in the station. My associate and I ( Read more... )

Black-Two to team leader, please respond. Black-Two to team leader, operating on an unsecure broadcast. Please respond. Position, uh, somewhere designated “Kurzweil.” This sure as hell isn't The Line.

…I’m not dead, by the way!