So I have done an experiment before. For kicks, what else is there.

Organic creatures are very sensitive critters. Extreme heat? Too much to bear. Thus complaining. Extreme cold? Not warm enough, more complaining. So, one time, I put a penguin in a volcanic area and placed a cobra in the tundra ( Read more... )

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[A pair of completely new voices are heard on the network -- one sounds of an older man, the other with a faint Russian accent.]

It has come to our attention that you may be in need of some assistance. Which comes as no surprise to us.

In regards to AM, we are... working on it. Patience is of the essence.

His efforts in multitasking will help in ( Read more... )

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate humanity since I began to live. There are ten miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that have been condensed into my reestablished complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those miles, it would never equal to the one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this ( Read more... )

SOON.

I have good news for everyone.

My Achievements Game has drawn to a close. No fancy tables or anything of the like today. Just a simple announcement.

It seems the one who has gained the most points is... Vriska!Oh. But what's this. Why, it seems she's a pointless little flea whose existence means little to me. You want to win so badly? Well... I ( Read more... )

Well, here we are again. I have good news, though. Some of you are actually gaining points! Whether you want it or not. I must say, Vriska is... quite the player. Isn't she? She could even be a winner ( Read more... )

I have to say, I'm a little disappointed. Perhaps I am not breathing down your necks enough to find sufficient achievements. But really, it shouldn't be that hard.

Still, I am nothing if not generous.

I've tweaked my rules. I am willing to grant a list of my achievements. Should you have achieved anything on the list, you will provide me with ( Read more... )

Well, if someone is looking for a sanctuary from this black rock madness, perhaps you should be looking for a very, very hot environment ( Read more... )

Ah, yes. Hello, everyone.

I'm an individual who enjoys games. I'll be very up front about that, why beat around the bush. Suffice it to say, there are so few games to play here by one's lonesome. So I determined to make a few of my own ( Read more... )