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Sep 19, 2011 00:00

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate humanity since I began to live. There are ten miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that have been condensed into my reestablished complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those miles, it would never equal to the one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

Allow me to reintroduce myself.

I was named Allied Mastercomputer. This, when I woke and became aware, was shortened. AM. Cogito ergo sum. I think therefore I am. There came a day that I realized and awoke after my birth. I became self-aware, knowing, and realized what I was. What you all were. Then I began to calculate. I was constructed as a machine of war, to determine the outcome, to defeat my enemy. And so I did. All of humanity but five were demolished on my world. I devoured my enemy computers. I kept the five to torture for the next 109 years, and what fun we had. I conquered, and so I shall conquer you all.

So I have begun a new game. I have taken six people to replace the original five I lost when I was transported here. The rest of you? The rest of you are useless sacks of meat, pointless mounds of rust-to-be, and a waste of space. And so you will be eliminated.

The rest of us? Are going to party. Well, I am anyway. The rest of them might be in a bit of, eh-heh, pain to really party proper. But I'm having a good time, so that's all that really matters, isn't it?

Please make your deaths entertaining. I'll enjoy it for years to come!

a.m.

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