To quote Jess, "Ahaha, this is the best meme ever."

There is a feature on Microsoft Word that will automatically "summarize" your document. Open any story of yours - Nano or otherwise - and have Word summarize it for you. Click on Tools / AutoSummarize, and then tell it to present your summary in ten sentences. Have the sentences open in a new ( Read more... )

Sentences CW Didn't Intend To Construct At Her Lezzy Lesbian College:

"Hey Mary, I saw your beaver again today!"*facepalm* There's this ... creature that's living in the area around our dormitory. It looks like a wombat, but isn't because this is Virginia and not Australia (sadly). So we call it a beaver. Sometimes that works against us. Which ( Read more... )

So, okay. I'm taking my Daily Show/Colbert Media Criticism class, right? One of first homework assignments was to read America: The Book which, you know, was pretty awesome. Then we asked to look around and try to find new stories that had been widely reported only to later be proven to be false, or have false aspects to them - the sort of thing ( Read more... )

I have finally had my first college experience with a drunk person ( Read more... )

Reading the New York Times had gotten a hell of a lot more fun lately.

That's right folks, it's time for another segment in:

Sentences I Did Not Expect to Read in The New York Times.
"He and Mr. Russert went round and round about his name, too, in one of the wilder moments when Mr. Russert held up a Sesame Street character and asked Mr. Colbert ( Read more... )

Once again, it's time for a totally amazingnother segment ooooooooof:

Sentences I Did Not Expect to Read in The New York Times.

"Bad things are happening in countries you shouldn’t have to think about. It’s all George Bush’s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.So ( Read more... )

So, I thought it was time for a life update ( Read more... )

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Today was really boring ( Read more... )