The Opri Legacy :: 3.1
Opri Generation 3.1
New defaults again (last time I swear). Moved into new house.
Catch up on the Opris right over here.
Elliot drops out of college to make babbbies.
Look, she's happy :D
Elliot: The colors are unique, yes, but I feel that the composition is seriously lacking in perspective.
Elliot sees beauty in all things. Like shrubberies.
Jon: Is that Curious scent by Britney Spears I smell there?
Elliot: no.
Elliot: It's M by Mariah Carey. GOD DAD YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME.
Jon: Whaaaaaat?
Elliot: I am alone in this world. NOBODY KNOW WHAT PERFUME I WEAR.
Jon: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? D:
Elliot: I WILL END YOU, SHRUBBERY. I NO LONGER SEE YOUR BEAUTY.
Delphine: Huuuugs?? :D :D
Jon approves of this family bonding.
Elliot does not.
Elliot: Congrats on making an enemy. I KNEW THERE WAS HOPE FOR YOU :D
Elliot approves of her parents attempting to make out.
I see what you're doing there Elliot.
OH THAT'S REAL CLASSY OF YOU ELLIOT. KICK THE MAN WHEN HE'S DOWN.
Karma is a bitch.
Delphine: WHEN IS THIS MENTAL-BREAKDOWN SHIT OVER *drool*
Elliot: Are you there God? It's me, Elliot... WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO CRUEL?
Delphine: No for serious, when is this over?
After the therapist has duct-taped together the remnants of Elliot and Jon's brains, I have Elliot invite Hugo Hugeson over.
Elliot: Tee-hee, well hello there Hugo!
Don't do that. Please.
Elliot decides to seranade Hugo with a ~classy~ love song. On her knees. By his crotch-area.
Elliot: (to the tune of Deck the Halls) Falalalalala LOVE ME OR I WILL CRUSH YOUR WINDPIPE lalala
Elliot: Caaaan you feel the love tooonightttt?
Not even a little, Elliot. Not even a little.
Elliot: Do you feel the love Hugo?
Hugo: Do I have a choice?
Elliot: Not even a little :D
They get engaged.
WOAH THERE KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS THAT WILL NOT HAPPENING
Jon: HAI BABY. I WILL CALL YOU PHILIP AND I WILL RAISE YOU TO BE BIG AND STRONG.
Hugo: Batshit old man.
I hope you enjoyed that little peak into your future, Hugo.
Jon: PHILIP I KNOW THAT *YOU* WILL NEVER RESENT ME
Hugo: :|
Right. Because everyone can stretch their lips that far.
Jon: You'll be safe in my pocket Philip. We'll talk later when there are less JUDGING EYES
Hugo: :|
Jon: I wish I could still FUCK MY WIFE LOLOLOL :D
Jon: My daughter is the same, you just wait. JUST WAAAAAIT.
YOU JUST GOT ENGAGED. WHAT THE HELL.
Elliot: Why yes I *am* wearing M by Mariah Carey. THANK YOU FOR NOTICING.
Elliot: DOES THIS COAT MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?
Elliot: Remember that one time I lost a fight? YEAH WELL FUCK THAT TIME I HATE IT
Delphine: Yussss it's snowing I love snow :D :D
Elliot: I. HATE. SNOW.
Delphine: Whaaaaat? D:
Elliot: Snow sucks. BITCH.
Hugo? THAT WILL NOT BE HAPPENING GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER
NONONONO THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
Hugo grows up (at least physically) & moves in.
This is the part where they make babies.
Except apparently Elliot wore her ~chastity belt~ today and that will not be happening.
WHAT THE FUCK ELLIOT
Elliot: Did you see that? I ALMOST JUST GOT RAPED D:
Can you really blame her? THIS is her only example of a funtional relationship.
Delphine: LOLOLOL NEKKID :D
Elliot: There was this one time... AND I MADE A BEST FRIEND except not really ever jk.
Elliot: JASHDJKAHSF SOCCER I LOVE SOCCER 8D
They then proceed to do it in Delphine's room. Because they both love soccer.
SO YOU CAN FUCK RANDOM SOCCER-LOVING STRANGERS BUT NOT YOUR FIANCE. CLASSY ELLIOT.
So ACR kicked my ass on this one. NONONONO. STOP THIS THREE-BOLT FUCKERY.
*headdesk*
Can no one sleep with THE GODDAMN LOVES OF THEIR LIVES?
Elliot: I smell three-bolt fuckery.
Elliot: D:<
Hugo: :|
Delphine: When is this shit overrrrr *drool*
Elliot: HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME I WAS CHEATING ON YOU FIRST
Elliot: PEOPLE DIE FOR SHIT LIKE THIS YOU KNOW
Elliot laughs at your pain.
I was wondering why Jon hadn't showed up to slap around Delphine, and found him here. In the pool. In winter. Bitching about a ladder.
Next time I check he's here in the snow, suffering mental breakdown #284778124.
O rly?
Therapist: Your hair. It's so soft and luxurious. Do you use Herbal Essences?
Jon: jahdkjahsfja whaaaaat?
Then he goes back in the pool again.
Jon: YOU GUISE SERIOUSLY HOW I GET OUT OF HERE
The green fumes are only the aroma of your win, sweetie.
I put TWO MORE ladders in addition to the one that was ALREADY THERE and Jon still can't get out.
Jon: UM HAI WHERE THE LADDER AT?
Delphine: HALP I HAFTA PEEEEE D:
Hugo: Damn you are so ~sexy~ when your bladder stops working properly
Hugo: You make my heart all aflutter
Delphine: LOL NO FOR SERIOUS I THINK I JUST LEAKED A LITTLE
Elliot: One day... ooooh one day... JUST YOU WAIT.
Delphine becomes a cute elder.
Jon still can't figure out how the THREE GODDAMN LADDERS work.
Jon: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD D8
HUGO WHY ARE YOU CRYING? I don't recall you EVER even speaking to Jon.
Elliot ignores Grim's arrival so she can do MOAR SEETHING
Hugo decides that this would be a really appropriate time for a swim.
Delphine decides this would be a really appropriate time for a mental breakdown.
Elliot finally realizes Jon is dead about four sim hours after it happens.
Delphine: But who am I supposed to cheat on now? :(
Elliot: EXCUSE ME ALL THIS DEATH IS INTERRUPTING MY BEAUTY SLEEP
Delphine: I just remembered that one time my daughter kicked my ass. HOLY CRAP I HATE GETTING MY ASS KICKED FUCK THAT TIME.
You do not amuse Elliot.
Delphine, honey, I would really appreciate if you could LEAVE YOUR DAUGHTER'S FIANCE ALONE.
Delphine: Hiiiiiii Hugo :D
Hugo: Whaaaaaat? 8|
Delphine: HALP ME MY HUBBY DROWNED AND I HAF NO MONIES :(
Delphine: LOLOLOL JK EVERYTHINGS COOL ANYBODY WANNA DO IT ON THE SIDEWALK?
~fierce~
Who the fuck is Tilly DeBois?
Elliot is preggers by random-walk-by guy. Ty risky woo-hoo hack ily
Elliot: Awesome I'm gonna have a baby :D
Elliot: I HATE ALL FORMS OF HUMAN LIFE THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
So THIS is the father. His name is Boris.
Boris: Sup crazy lady
Boris: If Elliot and I ever have kids, we should definately adopt.
Yeah, it's a little late for that Boris.
Boris: You are like a beautiful flower in springtime.
Elliot: Whaaaaaaat?
Elliot: FUCK FLOWERS THEY SMELL BAD I HATE THEM SO MUCH I AM NOT YOUR FLOWER
Elliot: Tee hee. He said I'm a flower :D
Boris: I am *so* going to bang her.
Boris: Hello my name is Boris and I am banging your fiance.
Hugo: No waaaay I've been trying to get in her pants for weeeeeeks.
Delphine: HOLY SHIT WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN.
Elliot: I *know* that you did not just try to ~RUB MY BELLY~ with your dirty whore hands.
Elliot: D:<
Delphine: SERIOUSLY WHEN IS THIS SHIT OVER
~ARGRY LABOR~
It's a girl, Mackenzie (brown hair, s1, gray eyes). Elliot hands her to Delphine...
It's ANOTHER girl, Nina (brown hair, s2, gray eyes). Elliot hands her to Hugo...
It's ALSO a boy, Julian (brown hair, s1, gray eyes).
I find it extremely disturbing that this is Nina and Mackenzie's first feeding.
Elliot: Don't make me hate you already.
Hugo: WOOOOO YEAH GO BABIES YESSS I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE HAVE BABIES AWESOME
Elliot: No cheering ever. Just don't.
Delphine: SO WHEN IS THIS LABOR SHIT OVERRR *DROOL*
Elliot: one day I will end you Hugo. One day... ooooh one day...
*rage attack*
Julian & Mackenzie: Mom is kind of a bitch :|
Delphine: HAIIIIII HUGO :D :D :D
Hugo: *hides behind thought bubble*
Nina is promptly deposited on the floor. Where she lays as we speak.
Elliot: So since I just gave birth to three of your children... wouldyouliketomovein?
Boris: You have an excellent rack. I accept.
POSTMAKEOVER!Boris: HOLY SHIT EW WHAT IS THAT ROTTEN STENCH
The only one of the triplets Elliot likes is Julian. Here she is being motherly.
And here she is having a mental breakdown.
Hugo: Baby you are so sexy when you loose your mind like that.