The Opri Legacy :: 3.2
Opri Generation 3.2
Catch up on the Opris right over here.
Elliot: Sup forgotten responsibilities.
Maxis always has my back you guys. I was like, you know what is totally inappropriate and should be censored? THIS KID'S BARE NEKKID TORSO. And you know what? Maxis came through.
Mackenzie is XXX rated. Trust me Maxis doesn't censor shit for no reason yes it does i hate you maxis
Boris is finally understanding the gravity of his situation.
Julian is preparing for a long, angry life as an alcoholic.
Elliot: Yeaaaah I don't really feeeeeel like feeding the kids right now. TRY ASKING LATER.
Elliot: EWWWWW I'M TOUCHING IT.
Gee, I wonder where she gets that from.
Delphine: EWWWWWWW IT'S TOUCHING ME. I CAN FEEL IT BREATHING SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.
Julian: Weeeeee! :D
Delphine: I can't... I can't do this... I RAISED ELLIOT DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF EMOTIONAL DAMAGE THAT INFLICTS ON A PERSON.
Elliot: :|
Aren't babies awesome?
Ok seriously why the fuck is the kid censored.
Hugo started having nightmares about Elliot.
I'm thinking it is somehow connected to this.
Boris: HAI I JUST REALIZED HOW UN-FUN THIS IS. CAN I GO BACK TO TOWNIE OBSCURITY PLEASE.
Boris: I had dreams you know.
Boris: WHAT HAPPENS TO THE DREAM WHEN THE DREAMER IS DEAD INSIDE.
Elliot: And this is your daddy having a mental breakdown.
Elliot: CAN YOU HOLD THE KID FOR A SEC I NEED TO HAVE MY OWN MENTAL BREAKDOWN.
Nina: *grows up*
Elliot: What did I do to deserve these injusticies. TELL ME JESUS AND I WILL FIX IT.
Mackenzie XXX grows up too.
Here's Julian being emo.
And Mackenzie (WITHOUT THE CENSOR THANK YOU VERY MUCH). Looking kind of devilish.
Nina, being all cute and pudgey.
Julian: So you guise this rotten bottle is seriously lacking in the ~fun department~
Boris: THE FUN DEPARTMENT DOESN'T EXIST HERE SON.
Hugo: So I did it with... THAT... *shudder*
So one day, Elliot realizes that the house is coated in crap. ELLIOT HATES CRAP.
I was very impressed by her autonomously taking out the trash. Calmly.
And then she dropped it after two feet.
Elliot: I JUST REMEMBERED MY FIANCE who I no longer am even in love with CHEATED ON ME THAT ONE TIME while I was cheating on him.
She then resumed taking out the trash.
Elliot: Yeah! Taking out the trash. Oooooh yeah I love the trash and the taking it out part. :D
Elliot: *drops trash ten feet from compost*
Maid: You are really fucked up, aren't you.
YOU WERE SO CLOSE ELLIOT. SO CLOSE.
The toddlers have taken to following Hugo around. Which I find disturbing because
a) He is not their daddy.
b) He is fucking their grandma.
c) HE IS FUCKING THEIR GRANDMA.
o hai sup Mackenzie
You know that game in grade school where you bounce the ball against the wall? Yeah, well Boris likes to play that game. A lot. WITH TODDLERS.
Meanwhile, It appears Elliot has located the compost.
Elliot: SO THIS IS WHAT SUCCESS FEELS LIKE. MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE. *FIST PUMP*
Delphine: Haaaaay you remember that one time when we did it? I was thinking... WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO THAT AGAIN.
Hugo: ...I hope you die.
Boris comes in to remind us
a) Why he gets to have babies with Elliot (HE'S NOT HOT FOR HER MOM)
b) DELPHINE HASN'T SHOWERED IN LIKE FOREVER.
Boris: You are not Elliot... WHERE IS ELLIOT GODDAMN AND WHY IS EVERYTHING HERE NOT FUN I HATE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE.
Boris: ...especially this one.
Mackenzie: I hate mom.
Nina: I hate mom and POKER TABLES WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE BASTARDS.
Julian is the only one who gets nurtured. Boris likes him enough to not smash him against walls. That is love in the Opri house. Really deep, profound love.
Mackenzie: Whhyyyyyy won't anyone CHANGE MY FUCKING DIAPER. THE INJUSTICE. THE LACK OF FUN.
Boris: HEEEEEY I SECOND THAT LACK OF FUN.
Shut up, Boris.
Julian: WHY IS NOTHING EVER FUNNNNNNN
Elliot: B6? B FUCKING 6? What was I thinking oh no oh no. Why is chess so HARD?
I'm sure the fact that you're playing against no one really adds to the stress.
Elliot would like to inform everyone that motherhood is offically on her shit list.
She would also like to inform you that Boris's ass offically looks great in those pants.
Elliot: Heeeeeey baby whats crack'a'lack'a'lin'?
Elliot: Alright I gtg STAY BEAUTIFUL EVERYONE! :D
Yeah, never buy your sims a poker table. Delphine now plays *by herself* all day *and night*
This would be really cute if it wasn't for... a certain scantily clad old ass in the way.
Delphine: Ohhhh this is GREAT. ROYAL FLUSH BITCHES.
There is nobody there you senile old woman. Go take a shower, put some clothes on, AND GO TO BED IT'S 3 AM.
So, basically Mackenzie does this all daaay.
Please take note of how Julian and Nina wait paitiently.
Also take note of how Mackenzie is left in her crib to cry, while the good children are let out.
Nina: I smell like Grandma D:
Mackenzie: Nobody loves me... like Grandma.
Julian: BITCHES WHY IS THERE NO FUN UP IN THIS JOINT I DEMAND TO BE AMUSED
Time for the triplets to grow up.
Maid: Haaaaaaaai Hugo :D
Here's Julian. I love his nose he's so cute!
Hugo: BOO I HATE BIRTHDAYS THIS IS NOT MY KID ELLIOT IS A WHORE
Elliot: LOLOLOL peeek-a-booooo! THIS IS NOT REALLY HAPPENING THIS IS NOT MY KID I AM A WHORE
Delphine: WHAT IS THAT RANCID SMELL? It *cannot* be me OH NOES D:
Boris: Think happy thoughts. THINK HAPPY FUCKING THOUGHTS.
Julian: What shit have I grown up into?
Boris + Elliot: HOLY CRAP TAKE A GODDAMN SHOWER
Delphine: I do what I like when I like :D
Elliot: Oh hay Hugo, you having a mental breakdown over there?
Elliot: THATS PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME.
Julian: I hate this moldy cereal it reminds me of my moldy grandma and THE SERIOUS LACK OF FUN UP IN HERE.
Mackenzie: *grows up* *MINUS 1000*
Delphine: HOLY CRAP SINCE WHEN IS THERE MORE THAN ONE KID?
Julian: Grandma's. Ass. HOLY CRAP. Did *not* need to see that.
Everyone: Delphine smells :(
Delphine: EW NO IT'S THE CHILD LET'S ALL BLAME HER.
Here's Mackenzie.
Aaaaand Nina.
Nina: Grandma smells HORRIBLE.
Mackenzie: I am going to be just like you one day.
Nina: WE CAN BE SISTERS AND BFFS ALL AT ONCE ISN'T THAT GREAT SISTER DEAREST :D
Mackenzie: *sigh* I will never be as cool as Grandma.
This reminds me of this:
That is all.
Julian: Did you just try to hug me? SERIOUSLY. That's HILARIOUS. DON'T YOU KNOW NO ONE LOVES IN THIS HOUSE?!
Mackenzie knows. OH SHE KNOWS ALL RIGHT.
Mackenzie: I am holding you personally responsible for RUINING MY TODDLERHOOD.
Nina: But... we're sisters... and BFFs. NOOOOO WE WERE THE NEXT MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY!
Boris + Elliot: *worry worry worry*
Julian: YES VIOLENCE I LOVE VIOLENCE.
Elliot: Who the fuck am I kidding? SO DO I! YOU ARE MY SON!
Hugo + Boris: *cower in background*
Maid: Hello there little girls! Beating each other up? Cool, cool.
Mackenzie wins. If I've learned anything from Elliot it's that rage conquers all.
She's standing there... waiting to attack Julian.
I find Nina crying in a corner about loosing a fight and Delphine crying about... something.
And here's Elliot approving of the whole thing.
At first I thought Julian eating garbage was a little desperate.
Then I remembered that this is his mother and she has no intentions of feeding him ever.
Julian: PLEEEEEASE FEED ME I AM SO STARVING NOBODY CARES THIS IS NOT FUN.
This is what happens when I let Elliot reproduce.
Nina: But... but... WE WERE GONNA BE BEST FRIENDSSSS *BAAAAH*
Mackenzie: This is not over.
Yes, yes it is.