The Opri Legacy :: Generation 2.4
Opri Generation 2.4
Generation 2.4 is a go. So Elliot will probably be heir unless Hiro does something like commit murder or something. Even then, I'm pretty sure Elliot could top that. Definately.
Recap: Elliot and Hiro become teenagers. Hiro is still boring, Elliot still hates everyone. Delphine and Jon are still dipshits. Moving on.
Catch up on the Opris right over here.
Elliot is super excited about college. Look I think it raised her self-esteem a little!
By transitioning into this outfit, Hiro is quietly crying out for illegal drugs.
So here's Elliot, looking fabulous.
And Hiro, who looks like a clone of his father.
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?
Hiro: I am just tickled pink that we worked out our differences! :D
Elliot: Uh, yeah. Worked them out, yeah. Touch me again and I'll castrate you.
Elliot, why so scurred?
Elliot: THE DORM IS HAUNTED D:
Jesus hates this dorm. He beat the crap out of it with the ugly stick.
Elliot: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S LIKE I WALKED INTO AN ISSUE OF MEN'S VOGUE.
Hiro: COLLEGE IS STUPID PEOPLE STILL HATE ME HERE WHY IS MY SISTER SUCH A BITCH I MISS MY MOMMY SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTAND ME.
Elliot: I hate myself. I really do. Someday you people will look back and say maybe we should have done something...
Yeah we got it the first 17286187264 times Elliot, thanks.
Elliot majors in Buisness because her ltw is to reach the top of the music industry.
Hiro majors in psychology because I don't give a shit and chose randomly.
Elliot: ORLANDO BLOOM I HAVE FOUND YOU AT LAST.
Elliot: YOU. MY PANTS. RIGHT NOW.
NOT!ORLANDO BLOOM: YOUR FIRECROTCH REPULSES ME.
Elliot: I will seduce you with a ~school cheer~
NOT!ORLANDO BLOOM: MY EARS. THEY BLEED. STFU.
Elliot: idk what everyone is talking about. You don't look like a rat to me. YOU LOOK LIKE MY DATE TONIGHT, HAAAAAY.
So Hiro is having better luck making new friends.
Blondie: SO HAI I'M BATSHIT ABOUT TORPERDOS show me yer peen.
Hiro: UM NO TORPEDOS ARE LAME I'M ALL ABOUT HAND GRENADES ifyouknowwhatImean.
Oh hello Elliot. What are you up to this evening?
Watching your brother boink some chick he just met. Well that's just COMPLETELY NORMAL.
Elliot: Catch you crazy kids latur. Use protection. This one looks like she gets around.
Mohawk kid: HAI VERONICA I HAD A REALLY FUN TIME LAST NIGHT
Told you.
Mohawk kid caught some crazy STD from Hiro's fuckbuddy. Now he is transparent.
Elliot has a creeper.
Elliot: HEY MAN WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TOILET I HAVE TO TAKE A FUCKING LEAK GODDAMN
Elliot: So I noticed that you're gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.
Gangster Orlando Bloom (aka Adam): BITCH PLEASE I TOLD YOU THIS SHIT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
Elliot: YEAH WELL I DEFY THE JUDICAL SYSTEM. I LAUGH AT THE TINY HAMMERS OF THE LAW. WHICH ARE CALLED GAVELS I BELEIVE. SO FUCK YOU.
Elliot: I'll let you sleep on that.
I find Elliot doing crack hanging out with this guy, Hugo Hugeson. WELL THAT'S NOT SUGGESTIVE AT ALL MAXIS.
Elliot: So I'm kind of already in love with Orlando Bloom. We have a very deep connection. I've seen Lord of The Rings twelve times.
Dormie: HOLY CRAP WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE EWWW MY GOD
I can boolprop you to an early grave in one second. STFU.
This is translation for: HIRO SAVE ME SON YOUR MOTHER THINKS WE'RE IN LOVE OR SOME SHIT THROW ME A FRIGGING BONE HERE
Elliot: I ~admire~ that pink hat you've got there. Timmy Turner has one too!
Hugo: Why thank you...
Hugo:Wait. Isn't Timmy Turner a cartoon character? >:[
Elliot: I am so AWESOME at making new friends. People should hire me to make friends for them.
Hugo: *abandons*
Elliot: I'm saving myself for you, Orlando.
Adam: THIS IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN and I'm way hotter than Orlando btw.
Hiro refuses to sleep in his bed. He chooses to rough it on the couch by the microwave.
Elliot: NEED FOOD
Elliot: I know exactly what to do! *lightbulb*
Elliot: La la la off to the toilet...
Elliot: BITCH THAT WAS NOT CHOCOLATE
Elliot: STILL. STARVING. FEEEEEED ME.
Elliot: Wait... have an idea... no... that would never work...
Elliot: EXCUSE ME WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A KITCHEN I'M STARVING OVER HERE
Elliot: Oh.
I pretty much ignore Hiro, but I saw that he had this desert in his room. WFT Hiro?
Turns out he has SIX of them. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN I'M NOT WATCHING? Preparing for a nuclear holocaust?
Elliot invites over Hugo.
And he goes straight for Mohawk kid's room. Um, wut?
Elliot: Sup guys. Nothing weird going on in here, right?
Hugo: We should adopt a kid... oh hay Elliot! Nope, everythings normal.
So Elliot gets her first kiss in the corner of Mohawk kid's room. SEE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL.
Elliot: EXCUSE ME THAT KISS WAS CRAP DO-OVER PLEASE
Elliot: Say, what is that unpleasant odor?
Elliot: HAI HUGO DO U NO WUT THAT SMELL IS?
Hugo: *dies a little*
Elliot: ...Oh. It's... me. Isn't it.
Hugo: Wait... something is wrong. You have boobs.
STOP THIS FUCKERY ELLIOT. YOU HAVE NO BEST FRIENDS.
Mohawk kid does his homework in Hiro's room. With Hiro's generous assortment of deserts.
Hiro: I heard you finally had your first kiss! Congratul-
Elliot: WHO TOLD YOU THAT CRAP HELLS NAW YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
Elliot:...BITCH.
Elliot: PREPARE TO LOOSE THE ABILITY TO HAVE CHILDREN.
WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS OUTCOME??!!
Elliot: So how about those sumo wrestlers? DON'T YOU JUST LOVE AN OBESE MAN IN A DIAPER?
Beating the shit out of Hiro is FAR MORE IMPORTANT than going to finals.
Poor Hiro :(
Elliot will EAT YOUR SOUL and then VOMIT IT UP just to freak you out.
Hiro: Look I am sooo sorry I exist. I'll just go sit in the corner with my gelatin.
YOUR APOLOGY DOES NOT AMUSE ELLIOT.
Elliot: See that lamp over there? COME HERE LET ME TALK SHIT ABOUT IT 2 U
Dormie: Um, no.
Elliot: Why you gotta be so cold like my heart it is a frozen wasteland of loneliness?
Lamp: ...
Elliot: MY LIFE IS THE LIFE OF EPIC FAIL.
Actually, HIRO'S life is the life of epic fail.
Elliot: You know those tennis rackets? I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS
Adam: Yeah... tennis rackets are kinda cool...
Elliot: NO WAI. WE SHOULD PROBABLY MAKEOUT RIGHT NOW.
Adam: THIS. IS. NOT. HAPPENING.
D:<
Wait for it.
Elliot: I'm sorry it has to be like this, Orlando. Really I am.
BY WHAT WITCHCRAFT DID ELLIOT JUST GET HER ASS KICKED? :O
Tyra Banks approves this photo.
Hugo calls and asks Elliot on a date downtown. Despite the fact that I'm 99.99% sure he's gay, I make her go.
Fist on the agenda: Fume about getting her ass handed to her.
Hugo: I wanna have mohawk kid's babies...
Secondly, she pisses on Hugo's feet. A+ Elliot!
Elliot: YOU SAW NOTHING THIS NEVER HAPPENED I HAVE A GUN
Hugo: Who is that sexy beast over thar?
Elliot: There's that crazy smell again. It follows you around or something lol.
Elliot: WAIT COME BACK I HAVE SOMETHING REEEEEEALLY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU
Elliot: My dad is a dipshit lololol. That is all.
Elliot: THAT WAS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. TELL NO ONE.
Girl: HAY I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A RAGING BITCH.
Girl: wanna do it in the bathroom?
Elliot autonomously washes some dishes. GET OUT THERE AND DEFEND YOUR MAN.
They started having a good time after the date ended with Elliot peeing.
THEIR VOICES ARE LIKE A COMBINATION OF FERGIE AND JESUS
Then Hugo goes and has some drinks with a guy. Yeah.
Elliot: WHERE IS ORLANDO BLOOM HE WOULD NEVER PLAY ME LIKE THIS :(
Hugo: So I was thinking we could take my private jet to Hawaii on Labor Day weekend...
Elliot: YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT ORLANDO BLOOM
Elliot: SOMEONE WILL DIE FOR THIS FUCKERY
Elliot: Lalala mopping up my pee lalala
Everyone: ...
Everyone: Crazy bitch.
Guy: Yeah I hear Hawaii is nice that time of year. But we should probably take a train. It's faster.
Elliot: Hello. I find you very attractive.
YOUR HOTNESS MAKES ELLIOT ANGRY.
Elliot for heir y/n? Hiro has his gelatin to keep him happy.