The Opri Legacy :: 2.3
Opri Generation 2.3
Soooo here's gen 2.3 of my lovely Opris. You don't remember them, but humor me and pretend like you do. It makes me happy.
Recap: Delphine is a dipshit. She marries Jon, another dipshit, and they have two kids: Elliot, who hates everyone, and Hiro, who is boring. They had another kid, Brody, but he disappeared and we don't talk about it.
Catch up on the Opris hereee.
After the longest cliffhanger ever, I present teenage Elliot Opri. She rolls popularity.
Hiro is still boring. We won't talk about it.
Elliot's ~fabulous~ people skills have landed her zero friends. I make her talk to the paper boy.
Elliot: So I'm kind of the shit yes?
He thinks not.
Elliot: Hai 5 or terrorist fist jab?
Guy: I DON'T WANT YOUR DIRTY HANDSHAKES
Elliot: *yawwwwwnnnnnnn* Are we done here yet?
Elliot: BITCH COME BACK I WASN'T FINISHED WITH YOU
Elliot:Here have a "tip" love me I have no one.
Elliot: BFFS NOW?! :D :D
Delphine: *runs outside* UM HAI THERE IS A CHAIR IN MY WAY HALP GET RID OF IT
Jon:: You are so SEXY when you get confused like that.
There is no chair.
So apparently Delphine had run outside to flirt with the random guy at left in the previous picture. Jon doesn't take shit like that lying down.
Random almost adulterous guy: So hey I am sooo sorry I almost flirted with your wife. Forgive me?
That's a no.
Paperboy: NOOOO MY PACIFIST EYEEEEEEESSSS.
Delphine: Sooooo boring.
~Intelligence overload~
Random guy: HOW DARE YOU ALMOST FLIRT WITH ME I GOT ATTACKED BECAUSE OF YOUR SLUTTY ASS
Delphine: HOW DARE I ALMOST CHEAT. HOW DARE I.
Elliot: *hatehatehatehatehate*
And she hasn't even met him yet.
Random guy: Hey listen I am sooo sorry I kicked your father's ass.
Elliot: No problem :D
(Jon: MY LIIIFE IS A PATHETIC BLACK HOLE OF MISSSSSERY *BAWLS*)
Elliot: I still must hate you for all intensive purposes. You understand.
STOP STARING AT ELLIOT YOU CREEPER
Jon: So I'm pretty much awesome at kicking this guy's ass except not really.
Elliot: NO. WAY. Because I totally thought it was the other way around.
I hate when Sims fight constantly except when I love it.
Or not.
Jon: WHAT NOW YOU STILL WANNA ALMOST MACK ON MY WIFE??
Random Guy: *chokechokechoke*
Jon: *bitch slap*
Jon: UM HAI MY FAMILY IS IN SHAMBLES DOWN HERE
I disapprove of this.
Elliot: Ikindofhatemyself
Jon, you should probably stop doing that. I'm pretty sure your win last time was a fluke.
Elliot: Oh hey nice job kicking my dad's ass again.
Delphine: MY ANGRY FACE. LET ME SHOW YOU IT :D
Elliot: I HOPE I DIE.
Elliot: I AM DEAD TO ME NOW.
Elliot, bb. Think happy thoughts! :D
Hopefully Hiro will amuse me more as a teen.
Hiro Opri
He rolls romance
Post-makeover. I can work with this face.
Elliot: Sup brother, lookin' fine.
Sorry Elliot, this legacy doesn't swing that way.
Bus driver: OH HAI GUYS WANNA RIDE!? ;D
It makes me nervous when you think thoughts like that around the bus driver, bb!
Delphine: We're so in love :D
Jon: STFU YOU KNOW NOTHING
Lies.
Jon: This changes nothing. I will end you.
Delphine: lol love you too babe!
Delphine: We're like Brangelina :D
So Hiro brings home this little bitch.
Girl: Look over there, boobs!
Hiro: I SEE NONE.
Elliot: HALP THIS WALL IS PREVENTING ME FROM USING THE TOILET
Hiro: Oh hey, there they are.
Girl: >:O
Elliot: HALP THIS TOILET IS PREVENTING ME FROM USING THE TOILET D:
Elliot: Okay guys I found it now gtfo
Hiro: EXCUSE ME I JUST DECIDED I NEED TO GO PEE NOW SO YOU GTFO
*headdesk*
Elliot: MY FACE. I HATE IT.
Elliot: I am soooo sexaaay :D :D
Bipolar.
So Hiro did something unspeakable to bitch girl over there, and of course he rolls the want to apologize.
Hiro: So listen I'm sooo sorry I poked your boob...
Hiro:...Wanna let me do it again?
Girl: Um, no.
Girl: HE IS SO FIIIIINE
So Hiro's sole purpose for living is to be Elliot's punching bag.
He rarely fights back. And when he does, he does this...
Hiro: OMG I HIT A GIRL OH NOES I LOVE GIRLS D:
Oh, and the rest of the female population likes to beat the shit out of him too.
Hiro: I'M SO SORRY I HIT YOU THAT ONE TIME PLEASE FORGIVE ME??!!1
Elliot: Consider it forgotten I know where you live.
Jon discovers theraputic journal writing...
Jon: Wanna know what the world needs? MOAR TEDDY BEARS.
Jon: PS MY WIFE IS AN EVIL HOAR
Elliot: KKJSDHFKJ I HATE MYSELF :D :D
I probably should find this worrisome. Oh well.
STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU HAVE TALENT DELPHINE. I'M WATCHING YOU.
She passes out in front of the canvas to show her ~artistic detication~
On a side note some MAJOR DRAMZ went down outside of the house one night. The dog kicked some ass fyi.
Hiro misses the bus because Delphine decided it was OMG TICKLE FIGHT TIME right when the bus arrived.
Delphine and Jon have ~true love y'all~
*blissful sigh*
KJJHDFJSHDF MAKE UP YOUR MIND PEOPLE
Elliot never brings home friends from school so I make he make nice with Hiro's friends.
French kid: So I think your really hot
Elliot: KEEP YOUR ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT like me I am dead inside.
Elliot: EXCUSE ME THIS IS NOT FUN FIX IT
Elliot: Hiro stealed my only friend D:
Hiro & French kid: *ignore*
Elliot: I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO
Elliot: HELLO THIS IS MY EDWARD CULLEN FACE IT TURNS YOU ON
Elliot: Love me??? :D
Jon: Lookin fiiiine baby!
JON THAT IS NOT YOUR WIFE.
Hiro: My parents are in LOVE! :D
No, no they're not.
Elliot: This snowman reminds me of myself... I HATE MYSELF :D
So Jon looses his shit and I don't even notice until the Doctor guy flies down.
Hiro: Um yeah homework no thank you
Hiro has already missed a few days and he won't do any homework because it's OMG!BORING.
OH HAI SIMS LETS TRY AND BE A LITTLE MORE ORIGINAL NEXT TIME KTHANX
Hiro is boring so I've decided out of the kindness of my heart to get him laid.
JK TAKE IT BACK.
Can all the ladies please just stop beating the crap out of Hiro?
ILU EELF FACE TEMPLATE HACK
Elf girl who's name I forget: So I'm pretty much batshit about torpedos.
I c what ur getting at thar.
Yay! A girl who doesn't want to beat Hiro to a pulp.
Hiro: EXCUSE ME THIS SIDEWALK IS PREVENTING ME FROM FLIRTING WITH THAT GIRL RIGHT THAR
Jon looses his shit again and nobody cares again. Moving on.
Score for Hiro.
Hiro: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT.
Elliot: Man that chick is hot.
Elliot: I SHOULD PROBABLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER
Elliot: I HATE YOU AND YOUR HOT GIRLFRIEND AND MYSELF BUT I BOTTLE THAT LAST PART DEEP INSIDE OF MYSELF AND SOMEDAY IT WILL PROBABLY ALL BURST OUT AND WE'LL ALL DIE SEE LOOK IT'S HAPPENING.
Hiro: Whatevr. We has true love over here.
Okay so I know I haven't updated in foreverrrr and nobody remembers this family or me but... I hoped you liked it. I plan to get the next update out much sooner than the this one. Like by a year.
Note: Also all of my sims look a tad different due to all new defaults. And they have a new house because I deleted all my custom content and had to get more shit to slow it down.
That is all.
No wait my joke about the terrorist handshake in the beginning is in no way a stab at Obama. Obama is my lover.