(via text)
Kelsey: Do you know when you and/or Dad will be home?
Mom: Yes.
Kelsey: ...Will you tell me when you guys will be home?
Mom: Yes.
Several minutes go by. Finally Dad calls.
Dad: The correct question is "When are we going to be home".
Kelsey: Ohhhh.
Later. I am writing. Someone knocks on the door. I answer the door.
Door-to-door Salesman: Hi!
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