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Aug 21, 2008 00:31

[Filter: Public, Language: English]

The other day in Subway a man called the police because they forgot to put sauce on his sandwich. He became very belligerent and nearly made the cute girl behind the counter cry so I tore his shirt off and punched him in the jaw. There was bloody everywhere... or maybe it was ketchup.

Anyway I'm Xiao Li Sun ♥ Personal trainer in the Lisbon area. If you've been performing poorly in the sack, feeling out of breath after just a small amount of running, or noticing that your jeans are feeling a big snug, you just call me and I'll get you whipped into shape in a safe and healthy manner. [business number]

[Filter: Lisbon White Order, Language: Portuguese]

The sigil is doing well. Thankfully Kilinia looks like a... uh. Vampire. No offense, Kilina. Apparently I'm too short to be a vampire how fucking dare he [gone] so I'll be playing Kilina's vampire.. servant girl thing. I don't mind making it as realistic as possible, Kilina ♥

In my opinion watches should change every five to seven days, if this seems either too short or too long of a period then say so.

That aside, I would like to know any upcoming dates for meetings and training. My cellphone got crushed by the guy I mentioned above in that Subway incident so for now here's my home number. [home number] If a guy picks up that's the housekeeper, just tell him to get back to work and don't leave a message with him. He's a nosy bitch so you're better off just hanging up on him actually.

helena austerlitz, damon matt, fleur bernard, liliya sergiyivna jovović, may matt, renato cristiano lombardini, ambrosius, sophie laurier, gaston ansari, xiao li, kilina satrapi

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