My cat's tummy smells so nice.

She's alive, by the way.

Do you know what true love is?

Because I do. Intimately.

All else that I have to say is that I have the name of a very talented plastic surgeon for anyone who would care to know.

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himiibianem.....

*Pops out of a toilet, covered in seaweed*

........... Is this Edmund's toilet.

[private/portuguese]In six days, on November 21st, it will be the twelve year anniversary of Twilight's release in international theaters. As I have renounced vampires and the occult, I will commemorate the day by fasting and reading The Atheist Manifesto. And then I will tell Damon of the dreams I've been experiencing as of late. The dreams of ( Read more... )

Damon's fragile state of mind does not seem to be improving. I must take up the hem on my nurse's outfit, it seems. And perhaps lower the neckline as well.

Backdated to the 24th evening of September. Ambrosius and Damon make a voodoo doll of someone.

( i've put a spell on you )

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Halloween is coming in a month... I don't know what I'm going as.

YES I STILL GO

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