Heh... Jack bribes Daniel and Sam to 'take one for the team' once in a while :D They draw straws?
J: Daniel, it's your turn to keep T company for the night. D: Really? Already? S: Sir, I believe it's my turn. D: No, no, it's all right, Sam. S: No, I insist. You did it last week. D: Uh, I don't mind doing it again. Really. J: Are you two *actually* arguing over which of you gets to... D: :::shifty look::: S: ::: Bites lip - looks anywhere but at her CO::: D: (whispers) Race ya... S: (whispers back) You're on! J: Hey, I can *hear* you - I'm *right here*! Sam and Daniel race down the SGC corridor. Jack can hear them laughing over the shouts of startled Airmen. J: When did this plan go to completely to hell? I've gotta find out T's secret.
Or they take turns dropping Teal'c off at the local brothel? Waiting outside? That's amusing in and of itself. Remember the original 48 Hours with Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte
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I really wish I were better at comment fic. My original thought for Sam and Daniel was "OMG... NO!", but then I realized it was Teal'c. Big, beautiful, soulful and the Sex God of the Jaffa Nation! Who wouldn't want a little of that?
Poor Jack has *no* idea of what he's missing :D
Well, you can see that I must have condoms on the brain or something. I have no frakking idea of what, exactly, what was *supposed* to be in that box, but it was right next to the bed.
As a totally TMI aside, Ex used to keep condoms in a tanned bull scrotum (he got it at some sales convention thing) next to the bed ;) Hey, it seemed oddly appropriate.
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J: Daniel, it's your turn to keep T company for the night.
D: Really? Already?
S: Sir, I believe it's my turn.
D: No, no, it's all right, Sam.
S: No, I insist. You did it last week.
D: Uh, I don't mind doing it again. Really.
J: Are you two *actually* arguing over which of you gets to...
D: :::shifty look:::
S: ::: Bites lip - looks anywhere but at her CO:::
D: (whispers) Race ya...
S: (whispers back) You're on!
J: Hey, I can *hear* you - I'm *right here*!
Sam and Daniel race down the SGC corridor. Jack can hear them laughing over the shouts of startled Airmen.
J: When did this plan go to completely to hell? I've gotta find out T's secret.
Or they take turns dropping Teal'c off at the local brothel? Waiting outside? That's amusing in and of itself. Remember the original 48 Hours with Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte ( ... )
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Poor Jack has *no* idea of what he's missing :D
Well, you can see that I must have condoms on the brain or something. I have no frakking idea of what, exactly, what was *supposed* to be in that box, but it was right next to the bed.
As a totally TMI aside, Ex used to keep condoms in a tanned bull scrotum (he got it at some sales convention thing) next to the bed ;) Hey, it seemed oddly appropriate.
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I *know*! *I* was the Pagan in that pairing. He was Jewish. Pagan/Jewish is fairly compatible, but WTH was up with that?
Hmm, I'm thinking on it... got an 'Unending' tag that's prodding me right now.
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