fifth lesson | Why You Should Not Drink The Milk

Aug 17, 2011 19:24

[So Negi's not about to let Rise take the full brunt of drinking the milk. Indeed, he kind of sees her and the family he's been assigned to as people he must protect, and do you know what happens when somebody like Negi sees that his not!sis is in pain?

Stuff happens, i.e. drinking the milk before anybody can get to it.]

August 18

[Yes, everyone--Negi is braving the horrors of what may come about as a result of his drinking the milk. No, no one can stop him when he's set his mind to it, so housemates, feel free to come upon this ten-year-old teacher chugging the milk and leaving nothing for anyone. Shush, it is a worthy sacrifice.

...okay, not really, because he got the special milk.

And now he believes that he's in Mahora again, only...well, with all the people he knew turned to stone, just like what happened in his village.

Feel free to encounter the little ball of sadness going around town, gingerly avoiding what he thinks are statues, but are actually just...well, nothing but thin air. Be warned, though--some people may be mistaken for demons.

He knows kenpo. And can cast some magic.]

August 21

[So after a bit of internal 'oh god what did I do', Negi has finally mustered up the courage to drink the milk again.

Unfortunately, it's hormone free milk. And do you know what that means?

MOOD SWINGS. FOR EVERYONE.

Everyone may find Negi either skipping out of sheer happiness and actually humming something really cheery under his breath, or dragging himself along out of pure sadness and wallowing in a pit of despair and self-blame. Mostly despair.

Sigh. At least the next day he won't have to worry so much.]

effy stop traumatizing him, happy happy yay yay, event: cream of the cop, poor poor negi-kun, little ball of despaaair, no negi you are not itoshiki, to protect the people of mayfield, can't catch a break, bugger it all, akamatsu stop traumatizing him, i am in despair, who's letting the kid get a harem?, stop stealing itoshiki's shtick, negi is depressed

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