no one ever gets to travel to europe again. i thought asia was bad! this heathrow mass-murder-by-gatorade-and-ipod nonsense has been making me crazy since i heard about it, largely because ben is in munich and i didn't know how, exactly, he was getting home.
finally, he emails me: he's coming through zurich. phew. any islamo-fascists in switzerland? if all goes well he should arrive in new york 12:30 pm tomorrow. i will not breathe properly until he does.
in case you hadn't heard, also, according to cheney,
we can all blame ned lamont.