our president
ABB imagines the NAACP dinner this year that Bush might FINALLY condescend to attend: Concerned NAACP member…"Mr. President, how do you plan to address concerns about disenfranchisement in the age of computerized voting?”
Scooter B., with a mouth full of baked chicken…"Yo! The irony is that they just need to stop doing that shit!”
Jesus!
After some reflection…
What the fuck is the NAACP thinking?
Julian! You need to call a bitch!
This is the political equivalent of cooking dinner for your sister’s husband after he left her and four kids with no food in the house, bills unpaid and a leaky roof!
Awesome! But ABB clearly doesn't appreciate the value of having a president who cusses with his mouth full, browbeats the British, then mumbles about having to get on home. In a way, I'm impressed he so entirely lived up to his own image. SNL couldn't have done it better. (Except the Diet Coke bit. Do you think that'll lose him points in the red states? What kind of self-respecting manly man specifies DIET anything, least of all soda?)
I want a new cut of Reality Bites made where Bush is next to Winona Ryder in the elevator when she's asked to define irony. After she flails, Bush steps in and says, "It's when stupid-ass Arab countries don't do what you want! Heh heh!"
Scooter B., with a mouth full of baked chicken…"Yo! The irony is that they just need to stop doing that shit!”
Jesus!
After some reflection…
What the fuck is the NAACP thinking?
Julian! You need to call a bitch!
This is the political equivalent of cooking dinner for your sister’s husband after he left her and four kids with no food in the house, bills unpaid and a leaky roof!
Awesome! But ABB clearly doesn't appreciate the value of having a president who cusses with his mouth full, browbeats the British, then mumbles about having to get on home. In a way, I'm impressed he so entirely lived up to his own image. SNL couldn't have done it better. (Except the Diet Coke bit. Do you think that'll lose him points in the red states? What kind of self-respecting manly man specifies DIET anything, least of all soda?)
I want a new cut of Reality Bites made where Bush is next to Winona Ryder in the elevator when she's asked to define irony. After she flails, Bush steps in and says, "It's when stupid-ass Arab countries don't do what you want! Heh heh!"