brb hating on Glee
I've been three episodes behind and literally only started 3x05 a minute ago, but from what I see, the premise of this episode is YOU SUCK AS ACTORS AND CAN'T PORTRAY EMOTION AND PASSION PROPERLY CAUSE YOU NEVER HAD SEX. This is essentially what Artie is saying to Blaine and Rachel. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY. *dislike*
ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT
"Can I be honest? This song is about sexual awakening, as is the entire musical. You two lack passion. Have either of you two actually... Look, I remember my first time with Britney, the excitement, the way it made me feel like a man..." "Look, as your friend I support your strange aversion to fun, but as your director I'm concerned." "Well, how do you expect to convey the human experience to an audience when you haven't even opened yourself up to one of humanity's most basic and primal ones?"
IT'S CALLED ACTING, ARTIE. :|:|:|:|
Also seriously the myriad of things you could do with this episode WHY THIS.
As soon as I finish watching the episode I can see where they were going with this, but right now I'm just pissed off.
-- Aaaand they're continuing to explore the idea of you can totes be a man once you've had sex.
-- Artie as matchmaker is so weird.
*snicker* Finn serving Rachel actual meat 'cause he forgot she was vegan.
FOUR MONTHS. Finn and Rachel. FOUR MONTHS IS NOT A LONG TIME.
*fail* Rachelllll, acting experience is NOT even a good excuse. Geez.
Poor, poor Mike. His dad is a jerk. Holy shiii disowning him just cause he wants to be a professional dancer. D:
Awwwwwwww Beiste. ;___;
Guys can you pleaaase lipsync properly. Except that's like the lowest expectation I have for this show now.
drunk!Blaine is druuuunk.
Rachel shut up, you are not cancelling the show just cause you think you can't act properly. THIS IS A NON-ISSUE STOP IT. YOU'RE AN ACTOR.
LAWL. This show. Them acting. Santana is fantaaastiiiic with this song.
um Rachel that pink thing what the heck are you even wearing
EDIT: Okay so it wasn't AS BAD as I thought based on the opening premise but stiiiiiill. :/
ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT
"Can I be honest? This song is about sexual awakening, as is the entire musical. You two lack passion. Have either of you two actually... Look, I remember my first time with Britney, the excitement, the way it made me feel like a man..." "Look, as your friend I support your strange aversion to fun, but as your director I'm concerned." "Well, how do you expect to convey the human experience to an audience when you haven't even opened yourself up to one of humanity's most basic and primal ones?"
IT'S CALLED ACTING, ARTIE. :|:|:|:|
Also seriously the myriad of things you could do with this episode WHY THIS.
As soon as I finish watching the episode I can see where they were going with this, but right now I'm just pissed off.
-- Aaaand they're continuing to explore the idea of you can totes be a man once you've had sex.
-- Artie as matchmaker is so weird.
*snicker* Finn serving Rachel actual meat 'cause he forgot she was vegan.
FOUR MONTHS. Finn and Rachel. FOUR MONTHS IS NOT A LONG TIME.
*fail* Rachelllll, acting experience is NOT even a good excuse. Geez.
Poor, poor Mike. His dad is a jerk. Holy shiii disowning him just cause he wants to be a professional dancer. D:
Awwwwwwww Beiste. ;___;
Guys can you pleaaase lipsync properly. Except that's like the lowest expectation I have for this show now.
drunk!Blaine is druuuunk.
Rachel shut up, you are not cancelling the show just cause you think you can't act properly. THIS IS A NON-ISSUE STOP IT. YOU'RE AN ACTOR.
LAWL. This show. Them acting. Santana is fantaaastiiiic with this song.
um Rachel that pink thing what the heck are you even wearing
EDIT: Okay so it wasn't AS BAD as I thought based on the opening premise but stiiiiiill. :/