1.Various stories will be 18+. If you're underage, please be responsible and go elsewhere. You'll get both of us in trouble!
2. Several other stories can be found at: fanfiction.net/~deathmuse
3. While I would like to write more often, it doesn't usually happen.
4. Check the tags for stories: shinrattack.livejournal.com/tag

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Summary: A sexual harassment talk goes embarrassingly wrong for two people.
Words: 3300
Characters: Rufus/Reno, Elena, Rude, Tseng
Rating: PG13
Author's Note: If you need a reason as to why VCRs still exist in this world, let it be a) the fact that this game was released in 1997, and b) Daddy Shinra was cheap and never got around to upgrading. And then ( Read more... )

1. Tabu by Elanor :
Harry unwittingly accepts a job in a sex shop.

Yes, I'm a pervert. But I am also a sucker for clueless!Harry. And Harry truly is clueless in this fic -- It's hilarious! It's really lighthearted and comical, and creative! The polyjuice bit especially. Got a thing for Tom Cruise? Hell, people can get a strand of his hair, and you ( Read more... )

4. Nights of Gethsemane by Kibatsu :
Harry is a prisoner of the Dark Lord and Snape his prison guard. Completely cut off from the outside world, Harry struggles to hold himself intact as he is forced to rely on Snape for everything. Yet Snape may not be all that he appears... Rated NC-17. Warnings include torture, het, non-con, dub-con, and much ( Read more... )

3. Odysseus's Last Days by Amand-R :
"He certainly hadn't predicted that the happy ending he'd dug out of the dirt, the blackness of his own self, the one he'd compromised so much for, would have dissipated with something as harmless as a plunge from a low bridge. Because it's not the fall that would have killed him. It would have been the sudden ( Read more... )

1. Dark Chocolate (Sequel: White Chocolate) by Dianann :
Snape takes on Harry as an apprentice during Harry's seventh year. Is it all as it seems?

My thoughts: After much consideration, I've figured out with what I can compare this. Ever seen the movie, Carrie? You know, you feel sorry for her. Things are bad for her, everyone hates her. You KNOW ( Read more... )

Summary: The prompt was, "reaching for the KY and grabbing the vick's vapor rub(or icy/hot) instead.
Reno/Rufus post AC. in Rufus' office. Rufus didn't see which bottle he grabbed. Leading to big argument when they realized they used the wrong lube. Tseng comes to make report to Rufus and hears them yelling and goes into office wondering what they ( Read more... )

Title: Kupo: A Tragic Comedy
Characters: Cloud, Tifa
Rating: PG for a small dose of violence... oh my.
Summary: Cloud and Tifa settle their differences over a catastrophe. One-shot.
Author's Note: HO. LY. SHIT. I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN SUCH CRACKIEST CRACK IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. It's just wrong but hilarious. I wrote it for FF_Santa. Um. I'm terrible, did ( Read more... )

Pairing: Harry/Lisa
Rating: G or PG or something. G.
Summary: It was the emptiness. One-shot.
Notes: I'm not a huge fan of this. It's not terrible but it's not omgomg. Wrote this at the end of 2008 for Silent Santa.

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