Jimbo ššš... And Guess What Else Is Going On...
"Why?!?!? *collapses on the ground*
- Jimbo (Quite possibly the greatest exit of all timeā¦ Right up there with Dahlia's tantrumā¦ Nah, her shouting āFuck you!ā after Priyanka said "Bye Jimbo" as she dragged herself across the ground. Yup. That)
We'll be doing this in three sections cuz... Eh, why not?
Entry unload in 3... 2... 1...
*clears Throate' dramatically*
*** Before we get into why Iām here, letās start with Jimbo going home on Canadaās Drag Raceā¦ Bruh, if Rita wins, Imma be pressed flatter than roadkill. Yeah, yeah, she lipsynced in this episode but I dunno. This isnāt Drag Race USAā¦ The only one who hasnāt lipped a single song is Bo Bo, just saying. That being said, I saw Jimbo being in the bottom a mile away. Her outfits were gah-awful and Iām mad that I honestly believe that. I would have been fine with her, Priyanka or Rita lipsyncing but it came down to Rita vs. Jimbo and Jimboā¦ *sighs* Jimbo doesnāt lipsync for a living and it showed. Bruh, Rita drug Jimbo by that damn crown she shoulda yanked off from one side of that stage to the other. It was a bloodbath.
I appreciate Jimbo for her artistry. I also appreciate what she did with her mirror message. Slay Jimbo, slay. Oh! I need it to be known that I enjoyed Michelle Visage as a guest judge. You can tell sheās a seasoned, no bullshit, straight edged, sharp shooter thoā. Canadaās Drag Race needs more Michelle cuz theyāll just accept any olā thing. *rolls footage of Boaās runways* Also, the mini challenge was hilarious. Them auditioning to sing Canadaās National Anthemā¦ Priceless.
Before we move on, can I get a round of applause for Boboās 1st win? *applause* Thoā her toes havenāt so much as brushed the bottom three, her winning the ball was the perfect cherry on top of an almost perfect sundae.
*sighs* Imma miss you, Jimbo
*** Drag Race Vegas Review was pretty funny this week. I've come to find that I'm alot like Asia at times. Like, I have an obsessive attention to detail and giving the perfect storm of fuck shit, I have an explosive temper. Ya know, Derrick is one of those people who believes that if you're dating her, you gotta love her boo. Well damn Derrick, you have two. Isn't it great that people like at least half of team Derrick? Nebraska wants TV time so bad and it shows. Her thirst is thirsty. BUT... Yes, there's a but... It doesn't make him a bad partner to Derrick because he does support Derrick's endeavors. Which is an important detail because Derrick has been estranged from his mother for 5yrs now. Basically, his brother became religious, his mom and step dad followed suit and because they did, they began to shun Derrick. Which is just sad. When your star starts to rise, for alot of people, it's good ol' mom and dad you want behind the telescope cheering you on. I'm glad Rupaul put a comedic spin on Derrick and Naomi's drama. If anything, I hope it made them realize how silly they sounded. Naomi lipsyncing along to her part was icing on the cake! Yvie called it the most meta of meta. Ya know, if meta had ever meta'ed. This episode was actually kinda centered around Derrick. I hope all the queens end up with an episode revolving around them. (Tee hee, I'm only hoping this because as we all know, I'm Yvie Oddly and Oddly enough ššš)
*** Mmkay, this week was Jovousā last week. Imma miss him. His last day was supposed to be Saturday but he said if he started his new job, he wouldnāt be coming in. Guess what happened? Go on, guess. Donāt stress. Imma just tell you: He didnāt come in. *tears* Imma miss him so much! He was my first work kid, marking him as my oldest. I need it to be known that I understand I become overly attached to my trainees. Itās like raising unruly brats but you love them anyway. I encourage them all the time to do better and every time they do, I get so upset. See? Thatās why I refer to them as work children. You want them to grow and leave you behind but thereās always that twinge of pain when it happens. I hope to see him again but even if I never do, thatās okay cuz Iām quite proud of him.
*** This morning I received an invite to become a brand ambassador for a company called Sounds Gay. I thought it was a hoax at first. So I waited a day then responded after doing a little research. Basically, I receive some clothes and jewelry from them and model them on my Instagram. Eh, itās not a whole modeling gig but, yes BUT theyāll @ (at) me on my page and that will give my page new traffic. Seeing as how I advertise not only Maxās modelling but SAās library, new feet might draw in new interest and new interest could equal sales. Iām thinking about making a rainbow headphone prop to model in because if theyāre gonna @ me, it allows people to possibly gain interest in my headphone props. I wanna make headphone props! It takes two days and if I keep at it, I could shave that in half. Bam! Profit. Honestly, I dunno if this is gonna be this huge thing. What I do know is that Iām excited as hell and am going to ride this wave. Iām tired of dodging blessings or treating them like hoaxes before I even try, Hell, I almost talked myself outta owning my own home doing shit like that. Sometimes ya just gotta embrace the materials. *laughs* I dunno which season of Drag Race I got that from but I just randomly thought it and my fingers started scurrying across the keys. (Picture that.)
Itās time. Itās time to enjoy blessings as blessings. Shit, I already have ideas. Even if this is just a blah moment in my life, them posting my page could further my brand. That alone is a huge deal quite frankly so yeah, Iām totally doing this. Plus that, had I said no, Max would have scalped me. Modelling is a huge deal to him. Itās pretty much his entire personality outside of his fashion design. Anything that attempts to detract from that immediately gets removed. Max doesnāt play when it comes to furthering his career. As much as I whine (Yeah, I admit it. Sometimes I turn into a whiny prat) at times, I do appreciate his drive. His attention to detail ESPECIALLY when it comes to self promotion, artistic expression, and fashion design is something I am constantly in awe of.
Instead of being in awe all the damn time, itās time to embrace. This is our time.
Later
- Jimbo (Quite possibly the greatest exit of all timeā¦ Right up there with Dahlia's tantrumā¦ Nah, her shouting āFuck you!ā after Priyanka said "Bye Jimbo" as she dragged herself across the ground. Yup. That)
We'll be doing this in three sections cuz... Eh, why not?
Entry unload in 3... 2... 1...
*clears Throate' dramatically*
*** Before we get into why Iām here, letās start with Jimbo going home on Canadaās Drag Raceā¦ Bruh, if Rita wins, Imma be pressed flatter than roadkill. Yeah, yeah, she lipsynced in this episode but I dunno. This isnāt Drag Race USAā¦ The only one who hasnāt lipped a single song is Bo Bo, just saying. That being said, I saw Jimbo being in the bottom a mile away. Her outfits were gah-awful and Iām mad that I honestly believe that. I would have been fine with her, Priyanka or Rita lipsyncing but it came down to Rita vs. Jimbo and Jimboā¦ *sighs* Jimbo doesnāt lipsync for a living and it showed. Bruh, Rita drug Jimbo by that damn crown she shoulda yanked off from one side of that stage to the other. It was a bloodbath.
I appreciate Jimbo for her artistry. I also appreciate what she did with her mirror message. Slay Jimbo, slay. Oh! I need it to be known that I enjoyed Michelle Visage as a guest judge. You can tell sheās a seasoned, no bullshit, straight edged, sharp shooter thoā. Canadaās Drag Race needs more Michelle cuz theyāll just accept any olā thing. *rolls footage of Boaās runways* Also, the mini challenge was hilarious. Them auditioning to sing Canadaās National Anthemā¦ Priceless.
Before we move on, can I get a round of applause for Boboās 1st win? *applause* Thoā her toes havenāt so much as brushed the bottom three, her winning the ball was the perfect cherry on top of an almost perfect sundae.
*sighs* Imma miss you, Jimbo
*** Drag Race Vegas Review was pretty funny this week. I've come to find that I'm alot like Asia at times. Like, I have an obsessive attention to detail and giving the perfect storm of fuck shit, I have an explosive temper. Ya know, Derrick is one of those people who believes that if you're dating her, you gotta love her boo. Well damn Derrick, you have two. Isn't it great that people like at least half of team Derrick? Nebraska wants TV time so bad and it shows. Her thirst is thirsty. BUT... Yes, there's a but... It doesn't make him a bad partner to Derrick because he does support Derrick's endeavors. Which is an important detail because Derrick has been estranged from his mother for 5yrs now. Basically, his brother became religious, his mom and step dad followed suit and because they did, they began to shun Derrick. Which is just sad. When your star starts to rise, for alot of people, it's good ol' mom and dad you want behind the telescope cheering you on. I'm glad Rupaul put a comedic spin on Derrick and Naomi's drama. If anything, I hope it made them realize how silly they sounded. Naomi lipsyncing along to her part was icing on the cake! Yvie called it the most meta of meta. Ya know, if meta had ever meta'ed. This episode was actually kinda centered around Derrick. I hope all the queens end up with an episode revolving around them. (Tee hee, I'm only hoping this because as we all know, I'm Yvie Oddly and Oddly enough ššš)
*** Mmkay, this week was Jovousā last week. Imma miss him. His last day was supposed to be Saturday but he said if he started his new job, he wouldnāt be coming in. Guess what happened? Go on, guess. Donāt stress. Imma just tell you: He didnāt come in. *tears* Imma miss him so much! He was my first work kid, marking him as my oldest. I need it to be known that I understand I become overly attached to my trainees. Itās like raising unruly brats but you love them anyway. I encourage them all the time to do better and every time they do, I get so upset. See? Thatās why I refer to them as work children. You want them to grow and leave you behind but thereās always that twinge of pain when it happens. I hope to see him again but even if I never do, thatās okay cuz Iām quite proud of him.
*** This morning I received an invite to become a brand ambassador for a company called Sounds Gay. I thought it was a hoax at first. So I waited a day then responded after doing a little research. Basically, I receive some clothes and jewelry from them and model them on my Instagram. Eh, itās not a whole modeling gig but, yes BUT theyāll @ (at) me on my page and that will give my page new traffic. Seeing as how I advertise not only Maxās modelling but SAās library, new feet might draw in new interest and new interest could equal sales. Iām thinking about making a rainbow headphone prop to model in because if theyāre gonna @ me, it allows people to possibly gain interest in my headphone props. I wanna make headphone props! It takes two days and if I keep at it, I could shave that in half. Bam! Profit. Honestly, I dunno if this is gonna be this huge thing. What I do know is that Iām excited as hell and am going to ride this wave. Iām tired of dodging blessings or treating them like hoaxes before I even try, Hell, I almost talked myself outta owning my own home doing shit like that. Sometimes ya just gotta embrace the materials. *laughs* I dunno which season of Drag Race I got that from but I just randomly thought it and my fingers started scurrying across the keys. (Picture that.)
Itās time. Itās time to enjoy blessings as blessings. Shit, I already have ideas. Even if this is just a blah moment in my life, them posting my page could further my brand. That alone is a huge deal quite frankly so yeah, Iām totally doing this. Plus that, had I said no, Max would have scalped me. Modelling is a huge deal to him. Itās pretty much his entire personality outside of his fashion design. Anything that attempts to detract from that immediately gets removed. Max doesnāt play when it comes to furthering his career. As much as I whine (Yeah, I admit it. Sometimes I turn into a whiny prat) at times, I do appreciate his drive. His attention to detail ESPECIALLY when it comes to self promotion, artistic expression, and fashion design is something I am constantly in awe of.
Instead of being in awe all the damn time, itās time to embrace. This is our time.
Later